Why, you ask? So that JMD in the ChatterBox (a common abbrev. for my name) will point someplace useful. If you got here doing that, click on the author link next to get where you really wanted to go.
If you're just reading this for no reason, then this is a form of poetry. Poetry with a purpose—Poetic solutions.
Although, there may be a hidden message here. , but I'm not telling.