"No, so I can't replace /your lighter/"

"Depends on the case <PAUSE> I know, I know. I can be insensitive"

1001 hashes walk into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry fellas, I can't serve your kind beer."
The hashes respond, "We don't want beer...just a slice."

C-.

Update: from an anonymonk friend: "No, but I'll give you $1"