Question: How do I pronounce $var? Or $_? I've gotten the impression that there is a way to read Perl aloud, but I don't know it . . . I figured it out while reading a discussion of the much debated "??" (hook hook) operator (though what ?? was supposed to do escapes me at the moment . . .).

It really come down to "what is the English translation of all this code I'm writing?".