It has long been suspected, your honor, that the defendant has been a lurking AnonyMonk. A substantial body of strongly supporting evidence has been amassed that does indeed confirm this suspicion. Articles one through forty are hereby presented to the court.
(hands large manilla envelope to bailiff)
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this damning evidence proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the guilt of the defendent, one mister David Farley.
Your honor, if I am *right*,
there will be within seven days...
a new Doctor Fun cartoon...
about...
(pregnant pause)
Cheese, I tell you!! (pounds fist against table for emphasis) Attorney for the Prosecution,
Don
striving toward Perl Adept
(it's pronounced "why-bick")
~ ARTICLES OF EVIDENCE SUBMITTED TO THE COURT ~
~ NUMBERS ONE THROUGH FORTY ~
Cluesnix
Ghost of Usenet Past
Knuth
Computer Products for the Uninformed
Wacky Things Computer Geeks Buy
Frustrate Your Child With Legos
Wasabi
BigJoe
BigJoe with stapler
Groovy Times (pfunk??)
Baby Carrots (AKA Petruchio??)
tilly
Where Crazed Programmers Are Sent (crazyinsomniac??)
Doctor Latin (mdillon??)
Rocket Powered ZZamboni
King of the Internet (kudra's fiance??)
Shotgun Blast (shotgunefx??)
Vlad's Breakroom
Tin Man
Hate Speech (out of respect for the court, the prosecution refrains from mentioning the name of the referenced monk)
Chipmunk through customs
Chipmunk Noir
Flying Phalangers
Venus Squirrel Trap
Squirrel Gods
Squirrel Regrets
Squirrel Fantasy Role-playing
Squirrel Morality
Nut-vision Goggles
Squirrel Compounds
Squirrel Finishing School
Truly Pathetic Lemmings
Rodent Costume Parties
Bag o'Rabid Weasels
Wet Towel Weasels
Gerbil Accelerator
Robust Connectivity (pair.com??)
Muppet Wisdom (may I respectfully remind your honor of the *very* popular recent poll??)
Muppet Godfather
The Forgotten Muppet
Update: added <readmore> tag
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Re: Doctor Fun, would you please take the stand?
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Re: Doctor Fun, would you please take the stand?
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