in reply to Power Failure Notify via AIM
That's a great idea! To give this node a constructive purpose, I know from personal experience that it's best to tell these programs to try connecting a few times, just in case it fails because of a fluke or brief downtime. Anyway, ++!
The Secret to Fortune Cookies in One Line
print join("... in bed", `fortune fortunes` =~ m/^(.*)(\.|\?|\!)$/), "\n";
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