merlyn for providing countless articles on Stonehenge and in TPJ that helped me along this path

I appreciate the compliment. But there seems to be this persistent bad meme that I've written for TPJ. To set the record straight, I've never written for TPJ in my life. I've written over 150 magazine articles, and continue to write 3 articles every two months, making me the world's most prolific Perl author. But I never wrote for TPJ.

-- Randal L. Schwartz, Perl hacker