You know, professors often (and correctly) repeat to use descriptive variable names. I've heard about a student very bored by these advices. He wrote a program where every variable had a name like this one:

int ove_si_memorizza_lo_valor_medio_de_la_lunghezza_de_le_stringhe_di_
+caratteri;
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The program was quite unreadable. I don't know professor's reactions :)
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lars