I've come up with an idea that will waste LOTS of time, be somewhat related to Perl and be (hopefully) loads of fun for you monks. I won't say it here and now because it's only right now the basest kernel of a thought in my mind... Needs a LOT of work and I'd need to know how interested you all yould be.

INSTRUCTIONS:
Read this node and ask yourself, "Do I like Role Playing Games (RPGs)?"

if ($_ eq /Yes/) {/msg wombat;) else ignore;