Tastes like chicken. |
7/3% |
Smells like tuna. |
5/2% |
Looks like line noise. |
6/2% |
Feels cold and clammy. |
3/1% |
Runs like Montezuma's Revenge. |
18/7% |
Must be kept refrigerated after opening. |
17/7% |
Will be my gift to my successors. |
31/13% |
Was a curse bestowed upon me by my predecessors. |
45/18% |
Is most easily consumed with chopsticks. |
11/4% |
May cause bloating. |
12/5% |
Needs a little salt. |
14/6% |
Back away, close the door, pretend you never saw it. |
79/32% |
248 total votes |