I think this is a good question but here are some ideas

• Number of times you go to work/school hungover.
  • Never, I study the Holy Scripture every night.
  • Once, but I've learned my lesson.
  • At least once a week.
  • 2-3 times a week.
  • 4-5 times a week.
  • Man, couldn't tell you right now my head hurts to much to count. By the way where are we going for lunch?
  • Never, I make sure I'm still drunk.
• Number of times you workout at the gym durring a week.
  • Never, I have the body of a god/goddess!
  • 1-2 times / wk
  • 3-5 times / wk
  • 5 + times / wk
  • Never, why can't you love me the way I am!
• The most importaint thing about a prospective partner is:
  • Money
  • Looks
  • Intelligence
  • Own a car
  • Responcability
  • Willingness to have threesomes
  • Simular religious beliefs
  • Be Microsoft/Intel free
• My first sexual experience happened when I was:
  • Before 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • Hopfully some time this week
  • I don't like to think about it. I had to put Rover to sleep last year.