I thought a pragmatic programmer is someone who writes code like this:

#!/usr/bin/perl
use attributes;
use attrs;
use autouse;
use base;
use blib;
use bytes;
use charnames;
use constant;
use diagnostics;
use fields;
use integer;
use less;
use lib;
use locale;
use open;
use ops;
use overload;
use re;
use sigtrap;
use strict;
use subs;
use utf8;
use vars;
use warnings;
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