Grab a selection of your favorite beer|wine|pop|soda|water|beverage of choice, sit down at your browser, and enjoy!

Take one sip when:

• Someone asks a question in a section other than Seekers of Perl Wisdom or Q&A
• Someone asks a question in Q&A that should be in Seekers of Perl Wisdom
• Someone asks a question with a vague title
• Someone advances to novice, acolyte, scribe, or monk
• Someone asks a completely non-perl related question.
• Meryln replies with a pointer to his columns
• Someone asks a question already in the FAQ
• Someone doesn't use CODE tags
• Someone asks a homework question
• A reply to a node either states "use strict", "-w", or "you could have found that with Super Search".

Take one chug when:

• Someone donates to kudra's World Domination Fund
• Nodereaper reaps a node
• Someone advances to friar, abbot, bishop, or pontiff
• Someone starts mass-downvoting everyone
• Vroom posts
• Someone has a question about their own homemade CGI.pm
• Someone complains that they cannot install a module
• Someone compares Perl to Java|Python|C|C++|C#|any other langauge
• There are more than 50 Other Users
• There are no Other Users
• Someone other than Erudil posts an ObFu
• Someone posts a JAPH
• You see a new sponser in the ad banner
• Someone asks a question, stating that they're new to perl but their job requires them to get this done within a limited time frame

Down a can when:

• Someone becomes a saint
• Erudil posts a new ObFu
• Someone posts a Tutorial or Review
• Vroom posts with a non-site related node
• A node gets more that -20 reputation before being reaped
• Someone posts Perl Poerty that actually compiles with use strict; and -w
• A saint completely blows an answer to a question
• Vroom issues a Quest

Down the entire case when:

• Larry Wall posts

(Feel free to add to this :-)

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Dr. Michael K. Neylon - mneylon-pm@masemware.com || "You've left the lens cap of your mind on again, Pinky" - The Brain