I don't like making this type of post because it goes against one of the top perlmonks, and only earns --'s, but:

Don't take this personally. I like the side of your personality that you show in the monastary. The posts that I can understand, I enjoy more often than not.

I hate this post.

It not only implies that monks must qualify before imparting praise upon you, but that most of us do not qualify in your book.

That is un-guru like as one can get...but, I guess that was your point. ;)

-OzzyOsbourne