I went with Male, since there was no "Yes, please" option.

Update: I was told this got mod'ed down into the negatives at one point? Some of you need to look up from the computers long enough to catch a good movie =)

Plus, if you work at it, you can code perl on a palm/handspring. The backlight isn't bright enough to bother the other movie goers!

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$you = new YOU;
honk() if $you->love(perl)