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Light years are fake news, believe me.
I am pretty sure, the alien prez can warp time & space by just putting his signature under a decree
using the biggest multi-dimensional fountain pen of all time (bigger than that screwdriver thing of that tramp living in a blue box).
It will be the greatest distortion of time & space &
reality ever. Everyone will envy them, believe me. And the earthlings will pay for it. It will be fantastic. It will be super
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light|FTL]!
And you know what? He already made it, as this
[https://youtu.be/T3AiWL-UHuY?t=16|authentic document] testifies.
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