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<P>And for completeness:</P>
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<LI>"This code is a piece of gagh! You have no honor!" </LI>
<LI>"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!" </LI>
<LI>"By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!" </LI>
<LI>"You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!" </LI>
<LI>"Our competitors are without honor!" </LI>
<LI>"Specifications are for the weak and timid!" </LI>
<LI>"This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium IV processors if I am to do battle with this code!" </LI>
<LI>"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!" </LI>
<LI>"My program has just dumped Stova Core!" </LI>
<LI>"Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!" </LI>
<LI>"You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon." </LI>
<LI>"Indentation?! - I shall show you proper indentation...on your skull!" </LI>
<LI>"Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM." </LI>
<LI>"Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak." </LI>
<LI>"I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again." </LI>
<LI>"Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the targs they are!"</LI>
<LI>"Cry havoc and let loose the bugs of war."</LI>
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<P>Collected, over the last few years, from several different 'Net sources, along with a link for the true <a href="http://www.geocities.com/connorbd/varaq/">warriors</a>.</P>
<P>When Perl 6 appears, you may find Damian's own contribution for Klingon Code Warriors; preliminary details [id://71943|here].</P>
<P><i>--f</i></P>
<P><B>Updates</B>:</P>
<OL><LI>By the way, if anyone else has more of these, please /msg them to me. I'm keeping a collection and will <strike>eventually post them somewhere</strike> continue to update this as needed.</LI>
<LI>Fixed the gagh; thanks [OzzyOsbourne]</LI>
<LI>Added link to node mentioning Damian's Diary threat.</LI>
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