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on Feb 17, 2000 at 10:52 UTC ( [id://3607]=user: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


I am Petruchio, chopper of carrots, keeper of sweatpants. P-Monk; uncut Monk. I am the former commander of the Grand cosmic squadron of 10 million spaceships, and the reigning King of the Angry Fish. So put a glide in your stride, and a dip in your hip, and come on to the Mothership; I am the Mothership Connection.

Feel free to push this nice, shiny button, and let me know you've visited. If you do, I'll add you to my guestbook. Eventually. It usually takes a bit, though.

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Why, all the Saints and Sages who discuss'd
Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, are thrust
Like foolish Prophets forth; their Words to Scorn
Are scatter'd, and their Mouths are stopt with Dust.

Oh, come with old Khayyam, and leave the Wise
To talk; one thing is certain, that Life flies;
One thing is certain, and the Rest is Lies;
The Flower that once has blown for ever dies.

Myself when young did eagerly frequent
Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument
About it and about: but evermore
Came out by the same Door as in I went.

- the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

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