Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by ChemBoy (Priest) on Jul 27, 2001 at 21:17 UTC
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PascalMonks: there's a way to do it provided your strings are all 255 characters or less.
And for other scientific-programming geeks...
- FORTRAN4Monks: there's a really fast way to do it if you don't need subroutines.
- FORTRAN77Monks: there's more than one way to do it, but only one way to type it.
- SPLmonks: there's a proprietary way to do it.
- JSLmonks: there's more than one way to spell it (but it still won't work in the next version).
However, I must insist on a modification:
- C#monks: this is how you will do it today
If God had meant us to fly, he would *never* have given us the railroads.
--Michael Flanders
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by dragonchild (Archbishop) on Jul 27, 2001 at 21:30 UTC
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- asmMonks: You can do it ... if you can figure out how.
- JAMMonks: You can't do it in any sane way.
- SQLMonks: You can do it, but our functions have been renamed.
- RegexMonks: I can do anything, but you can't read it.
RegexMonks could also be: I can do anything, but so can my modem.
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$re = qr/(?:(?>[^()]*)|\((??{$re})\))+/;
print 'I (pity (the (fool) who) dont) know (regexes)' =~ /^$re$/;
MeowChow
s aamecha.s a..a\u$&owag.print | [reply] [d/l] |
Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by Malkavian (Friar) on Jul 27, 2001 at 21:09 UTC
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What about ADAMonks?
There's only one way to do it, but you can vary the amount of people making it happen
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by Masem (Monsignor) on Jul 28, 2001 at 02:24 UTC
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A few more:
ForthMonks: "to do it" "one way" "more than" "there's"
VisualBasicMonks: There's more than one way to do it, but if it's not point and click, it's not documented.
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by John M. Dlugosz (Monsignor) on Jul 27, 2001 at 23:29 UTC
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APLMonks: (unprintable)
4GLMonks: There's a way to do it without any programming!
There's got to be a good APL joke out there, but I can't think of it. I just wanted to mention APL.
Need one for INTERCAL, too. | [reply] |
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APLMonks: There's a way to do it, but it's all Greek to me.
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by suaveant (Parson) on Jul 30, 2001 at 23:27 UTC
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BasicMonks: There is a numerically ordered way to do it.
PHBMonks: There is only my way to do it.
Seriously, if you took the Monk off of the better known
languages and touched it up, that would make a great geek t-shirt... :)
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by Desdinova (Friar) on Jul 31, 2001 at 02:06 UTC
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or for anyone who has played with ibm 360s
JCLmonks -- there is only one way to do it and it better start in coloum 3. | [reply] |
Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by FoxtrotUniform (Prior) on May 21, 2002 at 19:53 UTC
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Re: __LANG__Monks slogans
by one4k4 (Hermit) on Jul 27, 2001 at 21:01 UTC
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