Sorry, but after your first comments on my understanding of the English (speaking of which, I invited you to email *me* with your gripes, which you must have misunderstood as "start a flamefest on Perl Monks") language, and on emoticons I decided that the rest of whatever you were to say would also be dribble. Sorry you wasted the time to type it.

I do agree with $code_or_die that this should be taken offline. Feel free to email me if you can give constructive comments in a non-juvenile fashion. Some may be valid, and I would listen to them, but I can't concern myself with you if this is how you do it.

Sorry folks for this thread even happening.

Cheers,
KM