My choice was...
♪ Scorpio!
He stung me with his dreams of power and wealth! I work for... Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world and his employees' health!
He welcomed me into his lair, like the nobleman welcomes his guest,
With free dental care and a stock plan that helped me invest --
I bewared of his generous pensions, plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
But on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
I love German beer! ♫
How could I have resisted?