Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by AnomalousMonk (Archbishop) on Oct 16, 2014 at 15:06 UTC
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by Old_Gray_Bear (Bishop) on Oct 18, 2014 at 03:00 UTC
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My Retirement Plan is my four children. I plan move in with the oldest one and stay for 18 months; then move in with the second oldest for 18 months; then the third followed by the fourth. By then the eldest will have forgotten how difficult a room-mate I can be (it has been five and 1/2 years) and he will welcome me with open arms and nominal room & board.
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I Go Back to Sleep, Now.
OGB
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by bangers (Pilgrim) on Oct 16, 2014 at 15:31 UTC
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Not amusing, but I'm going to have to work until I have so few years of life left that I won't need much in the way of savings. Also known as: Work 'till you drop. | [reply] |
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by LanX (Saint) on Oct 16, 2014 at 10:13 UTC
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I'm specializing in new COBOL ;)
Cheers Rolf
(addicted to the Perl Programming Language and ☆☆☆☆ :)
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by zentara (Archbishop) on Oct 18, 2014 at 08:54 UTC
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Learning how to eat less, and live in a tent.
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Wookiees need tents? O.O
Cheers Rolf
(addicted to the Perl Programming Language and ☆☆☆☆ :)
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Modesty, and all that, applies to wookies too. :-)
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by sweetblood (Prior) on Oct 16, 2014 at 20:29 UTC
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by GotToBTru (Prior) on Oct 16, 2014 at 21:40 UTC
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2014 at 17:37 UTC
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bitcoin 37bLho51dZwikRBwn1RcNbZain6M6yb1Nn | [reply] |
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by LanX (Saint) on Oct 19, 2014 at 12:05 UTC
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by jmlynesjr (Deacon) on Oct 20, 2014 at 17:29 UTC
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Great question. Would like to say all of the above, but it's looking like 1) a younger working wife 2) 401K 3) social security 4) 1st husband's pension 5) paid off house and 6) bad genes.
James
There's never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over...
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by chacham (Prior) on Oct 19, 2014 at 03:36 UTC
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I really have no idea. I tell myself that (with all the options) something ought to work out. Between that and ever changing politics, taxes, and services, i'm not even sure how much a plan would help.
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by wjw (Priest) on Oct 19, 2014 at 05:05 UTC
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Three family farmers meet at the diner for coffee on a cold winter morning. The conversation wanders on until a kibitzer asks them to tell what they'd do if they won the lottery.
Farmer One ponders; then announces he'd go to Florida or California... "and take my Grandkids to Disneyland."
The others nod and Farmer Two speaks up: "Well, my idea is for just the wife and me: a cruise around the world on the fanciest boat we can find."
One mutters an acknowledgement; Three clears his throat.
"Those are right interesting, but I 'spect I'll just keep right on farmin' 'till I go broke."
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. Juvenal, Satires
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by barrd (Canon) on Oct 17, 2014 at 07:29 UTC
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by chacham (Prior) on Oct 23, 2014 at 13:05 UTC
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Hmm....if i already won the lottery, which option do i choose? "Winning the lottery" or "I'm independently wealthy."
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Re: For retirement, I am banking on:
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2014 at 21:42 UTC
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