How about a lesson on how and where to submit patches? Should be easy for a 30-year veteran.
You guys are just a bunch of self-serving bullies with your little clique of 30 or 50 downvoters answering questions and writing code and giving links and offering encouragement and presenting at conferences and hosting code and patching and writing for the CPAN and releasing your code for free… Selfish! That’s exactly what you guys are! –SunnyD, probably
And, yes, I do have a core doc patch under my belt. Ow! :P