Customer: "I got this nose/cuke problem."
Support: "Replace nose with cuke.
Customer: "But i don't understand!"
Support: "The solution is obvious. Good night."
Situation in the morning AKA aftermath:
[] All servers shutdown
[] All airplanes grounded
[] Perlmonks offline
[] No transactions today
[] All centrifuges bursted
[] Don T. stays in office
Whatever could happen. But then you are fired.
«The Crux of the Biscuit is the Apostrophe»
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