(edited to include ideas people have sent me)
If someone digitizes my brain, i want it converted to...
- Pure perl for best compatibility
- Perl::XS for better performance
- Javascript, so archive.org can grab a copy
- JSON, so some unsuspecting victim can eval() and run it by accident
- PostgreSQL for best data retrieval performance
- MySQL because i don't care about data integrity
- Linux kernel module for total system access
- VXWorks program so i could finally work on a NASA mission
- Adobe Flash animation. All your base are belong to us.
- Python. My mind is very simple and there is only one way to do things.
- Raku. Slower, but much better marketing than Perl.
perl -e 'use Crypt::Digest::SHA256 qw[sha256_hex]; print substr(sha256_hex("the Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything"), 6, 2), "\n";'