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Re: poll ideas quest 2022

by cavac (Parson)
on Mar 15, 2022 at 13:42 UTC ( [id://11142116]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to poll ideas quest 2022

(edited to include ideas people have sent me)

If someone digitizes my brain, i want it converted to...

  • Pure perl for best compatibility
  • Perl::XS for better performance
  • Javascript, so archive.org can grab a copy
  • JSON, so some unsuspecting victim can eval() and run it by accident
  • PostgreSQL for best data retrieval performance
  • MySQL because i don't care about data integrity
  • Linux kernel module for total system access
  • VXWorks program so i could finally work on a NASA mission
  • Adobe Flash animation. All your base are belong to us.
  • Python. My mind is very simple and there is only one way to do things.
  • Raku. Slower, but much better marketing than Perl.

perl -e 'use Crypt::Digest::SHA256 qw[sha256_hex]; print substr(sha256_hex("the Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything"), 6, 2), "\n";'

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Re^2: poll ideas quest 2022
by roho (Bishop) on Mar 16, 2022 at 04:55 UTC
    I want the same software that Tony Stark created for J.A.R.V.I.S (“Just A Really Very Intelligent System”).

    "It's not how hard you work, it's how much you get done."

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