Side note: I am, and have been, running ajax voting code in my browser so I can vote as fast as I can click the icons I use for thumbs up and thumbs down without pressing “Stubmit” and waiting for the page to reload. :P

I've got my eye on you. ;-)

how fast do you read?

I’m surprised this got downvoted. I think it’s both funny and correct, ++.

I *used* to read well north of 1,000 wpm but that was back when Tolkien bewildered me because I thought Saruman and Sauron (/\bSau?r\w+?n\b/g) were the same character because I accidentally stumbled on that speed reader trick as a 10-year-old. I admit to being pretty free with the old upvotes for a cadre of monks I know and adore. I do tend to read the whole post before downvoting.