"I prefer to run the latest version of Perl because ..." if yourself or anyone else would like to fill in the options

Whoooo...oot !!! Don't wind me up !:
* I'm not an idiot
* I'm not a pea-brain
* I'm not stupid
* ...
* I'm not a dickhead
* I'm not stupid
* Ooops, we've already had that last one ... but who cares ??
* I'm not dumb
* ....

And please remember that, at the Monastery, the first Friday in every month is "TIC Friday", and that every Friday (in every month) is "Alcohol-fuelled Friday".
Admittedly, there are some parts of the world where it's not yet Friday. Catch up, you lot ;-)

Cheers,
Rob