Heh. So many details are just accepted. 10 points for actually searching the Bard. :)

Noah Webster actively changed the spelling of many words. Though, i remember reading once that "program" was not one of them and it was the English who changed it. So, it catches my eye.

The only coffee i've had was coffee flavored candy (and maybe a flavored jelly bean) which do not come with milk, cream, or much else besides the sugar.