The moon would crash into the Earth
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85/11% |
The moon would breakup at the Roche limit
|
37/5% |
The wire would turn the Earth into a giant electromagnet
|
15/2% |
The Earth would turn into a giant yo-yo.
|
39/5% |
The moon would orbit every ~24 hours, significantly changing the lunar calendar
|
45/6% |
The centripetal force would rip out the Earth's core
|
19/2% |
All man-made satellites would be destroyed, causing great havoc
|
17/2% |
Moon landings would become significantly easier
|
64/8% |
The rope or wire would break, no matter how strong it was
|
241/30% |
The Vulcans would show up for First Contact causing yet another revision to the timeline
|
31/4% |
The Galactic Police would snip the rope and put the Earth on probation
|
36/4% |
Some idiot would get terrible, terrible, rope burn
|
98/12% |
We finally get those golf balls back
|
74/9% |
| 801 total votes |