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Re^2: Help: Mojolicious+FastCGI+IIS

by trippledubs (Deacon)
on Feb 10, 2017 at 16:47 UTC ( [id://1181690]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Re: Help: Mojolicious+FastCGI+IIS
in thread Help: Mojolicious+FastCGI+IIS

I liked you better as the anonymous monk that link dumped at the bottom of every thread useful information opposed to this nonsense at the top

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Re^3: Help: Mojolicious+FastCGI+IIS
by Anonymous Monk on Feb 11, 2017 at 00:37 UTC

    I liked you better as the anonymous monk that link dumped at the bottom of every thread useful information opposed to this nonsense at the top

    Sure, I can pretend to be that guy , but then wouldn't you just complain about that?

    Why do you consider what I said to be nonsense?

    Is startup instantaneous for anything?

    Is startup on first request not how fastcgi is supposed to work?

    Did you check?

      Sure, I can pretend to be that guy , but then wouldn't you just complain about that?

      No, because I liked those links and they probably redirected my attention, preventing me from posting in the same way you did, without enough reflection.

      Why do you consider what I said to be nonsense?

      It is nonsense in the same way that if I asked you why are those 12 male ducks attacking that hen, and you said 'it is functioning as designed?' You could just as a-holey say, "It is not broke?" It is nonsense because it does not make sense that any programmer would design their program to go slow. Was FCGI invented to make the first page slow? Is that a rational goal?

      It seems just as easy to say, "FastCGI starts up on the first page load"

      In a way here, the OP is the designer and so it is not functioning as designed and your answer is wrong. If the design is to start up equally fast across every page load, then fcgi won't work and this is what the op should get out of your response (and did get, from every response except yours)

      Is startup instantaneous for anything?

      Lightning maybe? Wind? Does anything not function as designed? The OPS design was to know why his program started up slowly and the function of his post was to find out why.

      Is startup on first request not how fastcgi is supposed to work?

      It is

      Did you check

      No

        No, because I liked those links and they probably redirected my attention, preventing me from posting in the same way you did, without enough reflection.

        Why assume a lack of reflection?

        It is nonsense in the same way that if I asked you why are those 12 male ducks attacking that hen, and you said 'it is functioning as designed?' You could just as a-holey say, "It is not broke?"

        Sorry that analogy just doesn't fly.

        It is nonsense because it does not make sense that any programmer would design their program to go slow.

        You've never heard of programs designed to be nice? That is actually goal of things like web spiders.

        Was FCGI invented to make the first page slow? Is that a rational goal? It seems just as easy to say, "FastCGI starts up on the first page load"

        In a way here, the OP is the designer and so it is not functioning as designed and your answer is wrong.

        Is my reply an answer? And the OP is the author of FastCGI?

        If the design is to start up equally fast across every page load, then fcgi won't work and this is what the op should get out of your response (and did get, from every response except yours)

        I think you should take another read of the responses

        If as you claim fcgi won't work, then nothing will work, as all programs have to be loaded, and that takes a fixed amount of time.

        Lightning maybe? Wind? Does anything not function as designed? The OPS design was to know why his program started up slowly and the function of his post was to find out why.

        And then what happened?

        Neither the design nor the function of replies here is give the OP an answer

        Is startup on first request not how fastcgi is supposed to work?: It is Did you check: No

        Maybe you should check now?

        How can you be sure otherwise?

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