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<DIV class="toc">
<h2> <a name="toc">0. Table o'Contents</a></h2>
<ol>
<li><b><a href="#names">Nine Billion Names of ybiC</a></b>
<!-- li><b><a href="#googlimized">ybiC be googlismized</a></b -->
<li><b><a href="#q">Question-asking</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#cb">Chatterbox</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#link">Linking and tags</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#levels">Levels responsibilities</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#site">Site change</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#vote">Voting and reputation</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#stats">PM-related stats and sundry</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#code">PM-related code not in Code Catacombs</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#discuss">Notable PM-related discussions</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#educate">Educate</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#amuse">Amuse</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#edify">Edify</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#search">Search-jones</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#drivel">ybiC drivel</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#ycode">ybiC code</a></b>
<li><b><a href="#ystats">ybiC stats</a></b>
<!-- li><b><a href="#nodelets">Nodelets</a></b -->
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<h2> <a name="names">1. ybiC <i>noun "why-bick"</i> </a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li> Christian inner-city youth worker, what's still learning some Perl <i>([http://www.javajunkies.org/index.pl?node_id=458|and some Java])</i>
<li> Theopholite, philognosor, philosophite.
<li> freelance switch n' router dude, server guy, pc hw/sw boy
<li> former corporate drone, offshore instrumentation engineer, mo'cycle mechanic, ditch digger, farmhand, youth, child, baby.
<li> E coli [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/Complete_Genomes/ecoprot?ybiC|protein sequence]
<li> [Zaxo|Nominated] for the Socratic Method Award
<li> investment consulting [http://www.yannipartners.com/|firm]
<li> *not* the [Petruchio|author] of [id://45200|this] node
<li> Monastery [scottstef|towel boy]
<li> [HyperZonk|question] about lighter brands
<li> [ar0n|PM's] [Petruchio|favorite] [ybiC|troll]
<li> y[tye|t]iC
<li> [http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2001/002/1.28.html|big four-eyed] [http://www.snpp.com/guides/flanders.file.html|lame-o]
<li> [gopher|timeless] wit
<li> living breathing [c|.org]
<li> rotund owner of the [http://members.ozemail.com.au/~mrconnor/ch28.html|Travelling Troll]
<li> [http://www.hereford.org/HW/Issues/May_02/Youth_0502.htm|youth beef industry council]
<li> [http://action.web.ca/home/cfwwb/readingroom.shtml|Canadian Centre for Families Work and Well-Being]
<li> [http://www.sfpdhockey.com/YBIC_Sch.html|Yerba Buena Ice Center]
<li> [http://uqbar.rockefeller.edu/~erik/ClustersWadsworth/u_wadsmatches76.10.0.0.html|putative dehydrogenase]
<li> [http://ybic.yeungjin.ac.kr/|Yeungjin Business Incubation Center]
<li> [c|ybiC by night]
<li> [Zaxo|your bread is Charred]
<li> [hattmoward|yell before ingesting Cats], [hattmoward|yon bird in Chartreuse]
<li> [MidLifeXis|your bell operating Company]
<li> [batkins|your breath is Caustic, yellow beef is Cool, you buy interesting Cars, you be intriguingly Correct]
<li> [virtualsue|your butt is Cracked], [virtualsue|a distinctly non-wacko one]
<li> [Mr. Muskrat|your brain is Corrupt]
<li> [menolly|you broke ian's Cookie, you're broiling iguana Chops?]
<li> [ybiC|yellow bellied ig'nant Cowtipper, YHWH be infinitely cleavable]
<li> [Petruchio|your brother's inCendiary], [Petruchio|you bother internet Chatrooms]
<li> [Roger|"ybiC" eq "Larry Wall" ??]
<li> [theorbtwo|you big idiot Charles], [theorbtwo|young baboon in Charge], [theorbtwo|your brother in chronic respitory distress], [theorbtwo|yon brainless idiot chump], [theorbtwo|your butler is Charles], [theorbtwo|you bleary i-ed Coffee-requiring-monk]
<li> for (1 .. 100) { print "[ybiC] is [barrd|loopy]" }
<li> [Limbic~Region|gatekeeper to the secret passage]
<li> [bradcathey|yak believe in Christmas]
<li> [ybiC|yet becoming increasingly Christ-like]
<li> [straywalrus|your bread is Christ]
<li> Recently mistaken for a stumbling, shaking, unshaven, scruffy-bearded, incoherant mumbling, breath-smelling-of-alcohol<sup>*</sup>, coat-hat-and-gloves-wearing-even-inside homeless wino by the pastor at his inlaws' church *<i>liquid dayquil</i>
<li> card-carrying member of the RPJ <i>(Resident Perlmonks Jesusfreaks)</i>
<li> "<i>Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.</i>"
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<h2> <a name="googlimized">1. [id://211727|ybiC be...]</h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li> ybiC is a jolly man who treats each patron equaly
<li> ybiC is bleeding from many small cuts to the arm
<li> ybiC is positioned on a raised platform
<li> ybiC is correct
<li> ybiC is bringing together the leadership of junior beef breed associations and junior cattlemen's associations
<li> ybiC is dedicated to creating opportunities for youth to realize their full potential
<li> ybiC is forced to defend his perlish honor against the godless heathen party liners ;^
<li> ybiC is the [id://117217|weirdest name]
</ul>
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<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="q">2. Question-asking</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://213052] <!-- jdporter's PMtut -->
<li>[id://200982] <!-- preview/display formatting diff -->
<li>[id://194999] <!-- Post-Posting Etiquette -->
<li>[id://176063] <!-- welcome to pm -->
<li>[id://134898] <!-- Beware the Trolls! (homework) -->
<li>[id://193859] <!-- Do my homework for me! -->
<li>[id://120486] <!-- what makes a bad q? -->
<li>[id://111463] <!-- ask q's smart way -->
<li>[id://111222] <!-- homework and pm -->
<li>[id://87344] <!-- info for new monks -->
<li>[id://87097] <!-- new monks -->
<li>[id://84496] <!-- perl monks faq -->
<li>[id://78752] <!-- howto rtfm -->
<li>[id://86640] <!-- get the most from your PM question -->
<li>[id://63875] <!-- writeup guidelines -->
<li>[id://50427] <!-- on asking for help -->
<li>[id://47013] <!-- commandments -->
<li>[id://44315] <!-- evolution o' pm -->
<li>[id://42980] <!-- Code o' conduct -->
<li>[id://40438] <!-- initiate2monk -->
<li><b>[id://29008|Grinder's Perl Monks Survival Guide]</b>
<li><b>[id://20443]</b> <!-- Ovid's before you post -->
<li>[id://20942] <!-- chip on the shoulder monks -->
<li>[id://19549] <!-- Civility -->
<li>[id://19539] <!-- Criticism -->
<li><b>[id://6041|Turnstep's tips & tricks]</b>
</ul>
</DIV>
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<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="cb">3. Chatterbox</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li><b>[Chatterbox FAQ]</b>
<li>[http://pthbb.org/cb/|alternative framechat]
<li>[id://256705] <!-- Chatterbox - should I post/message? -->
<li>[id://289153] <!-- RFE against certain Humiliating situations -->
<li>[id://264022] <!-- Re: Are you addicted to Chatterbox? -->
<li>[id://243116] <!-- PerlMonks Approved Chatter HTML Tags -->
<li>[id://220030] <!-- cbhistory -->
<li>[id://217286] <!-- A call for cblast35 mirrors -->
<li>[id://210581] <!-- /msg tye I'm ignoring you -->
<li>[id://207248] <!-- enhanced fullpage chat -->
<li>[id://201664] <!-- CB or IRC? -->
<li>[id://182329] <!-- experimental CB bug -->
<li>[id://167816] <!-- Your own Chatterbox nodelet in less than 50 lines of code. -->
<li>[id://163904] <!-- Chat improvements -->
<li>[id://111446] <!-- green theme, /msg ignore -->
<li>[id://117372] <!-- curses cb client -->
<li>[id://102736] <!-- cblast35 -->
<li>[id://85317] <!-- mr.nick's pmchat -->
<li>[id://71822] <!-- monkyak -->
<li>[id://68231] <!-- inbox archiving -->
<li>[id://66061] <!-- regarding the CB -->
<li>[id://95346] <!-- epoptai framechat2 -->
<li>[id://63816] <!-- epoptai framechat -->
<li>[id://61227] <!-- redwolf monkchatter -->
<li>[id://56377] <!-- CB frameset -->
<li>[id://48824] <!-- inbox -->
<li>[id://40270] <!-- Chatteroff -->
<li>[id://40801] <!-- CB stats -->
<li>[id://30807] <!-- Chatterbox improvements -->
<li>[id://29682] <!-- Eulogy for the Chatterbox -->
<li>[id://25173] <!-- zdog's CB special chars -->
<li>[id://16107] <!-- Ignore -->
<li>[id://16082] <!-- ignored users -->
<li>[id://15025] <!-- getchatlines -->
<li>[id://11858] <!-- email node -->
<li>[id://5999] <!-- Zzamboni's PerlMonksChat.pm -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="link">4. Linking and tags</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://205199] <!-- readmore inna middle -->
<li>[id://119681] <!-- new linking tags -->
<li>[id://78318] <!-- readmore tags in notes -->
<li>[id://72295] <!-- id:// now optional -->
<li>[id://43037] <!-- linking shortcuts -->
<li>[id://43035] <!-- More linking conventions -->
<li>[id://42170] <!-- I pity the foo who forgets a node title -->
<li><b>[id://32726]</b> <!-- Readmore tags -->
<li>[id://29281] <!--- Node markup -->
<li>[id://22069] <!-- Node linking -->
</ul>
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</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="levels">5. Levels/roles responsibilities</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://286210] <!-- On deleting node contents -->
<li>[id://234798] <!-- No reaped nodes in Newest Nodes -->
<li>[id://227268] <!-- Considering Front Paging a Node? -->
<li>[id://221787] <!-- When Make New Level, Do... -->
<li>[id://207831] <!-- carefully consider -->
<li>[id://201879] <!-- How to "un"consider a node? -->
<li>[id://181253] <!-- why a nodelet can be kept agains author wish? -->
<li>[id://180874] <!-- responsible consideration -->
<li>[id://167147] <!-- Front Page with Negative Rep.. -->
<li>[id://165059] <!-- hands off your own nodes -->
<li>[id://174323] <!-- more non-us eds -->
<li>[id://164213] <!-- Don't Allow Author to Front Page a Node -->
<li>[id://162514] <!-- Approval Nodelet Changes -->
<li>[id://95237] <!-- reminders for friars -->
<li>[id://91039] <!-- considering duplicates -->
<li>[id://88953] <!-- approving posts -->
<li>[id://84500] <!-- when to frontpage a node -->
<li>[id://79816] <!-- change to consideration feature -->
<li>[id://73988] <!-- vrooms wiki o'love -->
<li>[id://59807] <!-- New Site Editors -->
<li>[id://56883] <!-- power users -->
<li>[id://56087] <!-- Borg's belly -->
<li>[id://54633] <!-- care and consideration -->
<li>[id://53944] <!-- consider nodes to consider -->
<li>[id://53797] <!-- Node Reaper on the loose -->
<li>[id://53052] <!-- deleting nodes w/replies -->
<li>[id://50991] <!-- Nodes To Consider changes -->
<li>[id://46743] <!-- SOPWify -->
<li>[id://38725] <!-- considering nodes to consider -->
<li>[id://28919] <!-- Consider this node -->
<li>[id://28855] <!-- Moving writeups -->
<li>[id://51425] <!-- Curiosity about unapproved nodes -->
<li>[id://17645] <!-- friar -->
<li>[id://17342] <!-- SiteDocsClan-->
<li>[id://17377] <!-- Moderation and Editing -->
<li>[id://11732] <!-- QandAEditors-->
<li>[id://16918] <!-- PM Moderation -->
<li>[id://16889] <!-- level 6 -->
<li>[Editor requests]
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="site">6. Site change</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li><b><a href="index.pl?node=Perl+Monks+User+Search&usersearch=vroom&orderby=createtime DESC">Complete and unabridged site changelog</a></b> <i>(up to the October Revolution, that is)</i>
<li>[id://240455] <!-- New DB server resources (today's outage) -->
<li>[id://234786] <!-- Notes on recent and future HTML and CSS changes -->
<li>[id://227180] <!-- Recent slowness and outage -->
<li>[id://205142] <!-- reply to homenodes -->
<li>[id://203206] <!-- offering plate w/twist -->
<li>[id://202950] <!-- meaning of life the universe and node rep -->
<li>[id://195056] <!-- view nodes as originally posted -->
<li>[id://189399] <!-- new code wrap options -->
<li>[id://187222] <!-- newest super search -->
<li>[id://181124] <!-- new Display Types -->
<li>[id://180246] <!-- new simple search -->
<li>[id://179790] <!-- new Site Rules Governing User Accounts -->
<li>[id://178419] <!-- Updating the Tutorials Node -->
<li>[id://176992] <!-- Searching tweak -->
<li>[id://173591] <!-- no more homeo-frontpaging -->
<li>[id://163841] <!-- User Search Page Updated -->
<li>[id://154555] <!-- User Image Uploading Works Again -->
<li>[id://144936] <!-- we stylin -->
<li>[id://114864] <!-- xml ticker login -->
<li>[id://109776] <!-- turn off javascript in homenodes -->
<li>[id://100926] <!-- monks + mongers -->
<li>[id://108959] <!-- scratch pad -->
<li>[id://108041] <!-- pmdev group -->
<li>[id://106058] <!-- state o'the monastery -->
<li>[id://103190] <!-- all your votebots... -->
<li>[id://100762] <!-- PM+YAS -->
<li>[id://100052] <!-- purge unused monk-nicks -->
<li>[id://79124] <!-- site changelog? -->
<li>[id://78305] <!-- google tag -->
<li>[id://75851] <!-- display type raw -->
<li>[id://71821] <!-- Offering plate -->
<li>[id://70771] <!-- is PM economically viable? -->
<li>[id://54396] <!-- frequently mentioned modules -->
<li>[id://50833] <!-- site (!code) catacombs -->
<li>[id://43077] <!-- Super-er Search -->
<li>[Secret Search]
<li>[id://42278] <!-- New site doc source -->
<li>[id://42604] <!-- personal nodelet order -->
<li>[id://41627] <!-- E2 dev nodelet -->
<li>[id://40370] <!-- New site docs -->
<li>[id://39922] <!-- Site survey -->
<li>[id://35394] <!-- newest nodes too big -->
<li>[id://32737] <!-- More tasty XML goodnes -->
<li>[Newest Nodes XML Generator]
<li>[id://26891] <!-- personal nodelet change -->
<li>[id://17794] <!-- new keyword functionality -->
<!--li>[id://14444] < new user settings -->
<li>[id://11848] <!-- Homenode images -->
<li>[id://3889] <!-- Dear John -->
<li>[id://3557] <!-- our best users -->
<li>[id://2072] <!-- OS log -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="vote">7. Voting, reputation, XP</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://221802] <!-- A little sugegstion about our voting booth -->
<li>[id://280417] <!-- Explanation about reputation -->
<li>[id://232762] <!-- PM News: Vote fary missing, and other stories... -->
<li>[id://223635] <!-- skipped days, skipped votes
<li>[id://213174] <!-- Node Reputation vs. Personal Reputation -->
<li>[id://208711] <!-- 1xp to saint -->
<li>[id://207918] <!-- xp+level rebalance -->
<li>[id://205046] <!-- node rep, vote, learn -->
<li>[id://179026] <!-- xpaddiction -->
<li>[id://178414] <!-- xpfixation -->
<li>[id://175887] <!-- why is my rep falling -->
<li>[id://171725] <!-- fame fortune xp -->
<li>[id://168988] <!-- Node Tension -->
<li>[id://146123] <!-- vote problems -->
<li>[id://132389] <!-- In Search Of The Expeebeast -->
<li>[id://130530] <!-- xp till pass $monk -->
<li>[id://90844] <!-- challenging votes -->
<li>[id://83936] <!-- reasons for downvoting -->
<li>[id://83492] <!-- voting works. it's not broke -->
<li>[id://83358] <!-- on voting -->
<li>[id://83187] <!-- chosing a max rep -->
<li>[id://73083] <!-- votes in the pool -->
<li>[id://70369] <!-- fickleness of rep -->
<li>[id://68842] <!-- Problem with XP? -->
<li>[id://60351] <!-- level proposal -->
<li>[id://52688] <!-- an anonymous vote -->
<li>[id://51659] <!-- time for new highs? -->
<li>[id://51258] <!-- Next page, vote bug -->
<li>[id://46552] <!-- Suggestions/Requests -->
<li>[id://44585] <!-- New level? -->
<li>[id://41258] <!-- Xtreme Pondering -->
<li>[id://25975] <!-- XP changes -->
<li>[id://22806] <!-- prevent votes on anonymous posts -->
<li>[id://20793] <!-- why do you vote like you do? -->
<li>[id://11946] <!-- I want my picture back -->
<li>[id://19908] <!-- zdog's how can this be? -->
<li>[id://21463] <!-- jjhorner's higher level posts -->;
<li>[id://17325] <!-- voting+experience information -->
<li>[id://11946] <!-- want my picture back -->
<li>[id://10818] <!-- httptech's scalability of voting system -->
<li>[Level Powers]
<li>[id://5119] <!-- future user levels -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="stats">8. PM-related stats and sundry</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[Best Nodes]
<li>[Worst Nodes]
<li>[id://23290] <!-- PM stats -->
<li>[http://www.tinymicros.com/pm/|jcwren's PM stats]
<li>[http://perlmonk.org/|jcwren's web hosting for monks]
<li>[id://80879] <!-- web hosting for monks news-->
<li>[id://78722] <!-- web hosting for monks live -->
<li>[id://36963] <!-- monk maps -->
<li>[id://61675] <!-- vroom's book list -->
<li>[id://50833] <!-- the true catacombs -->
<!-- li>[http://qs321.pair.com/~monkads/|the *real* PM]< -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="code">9. PM-related code not in [Code Catacombs]</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://120545] <!-- graph of all your nodes' reps -->
<li>[id://117450] <!-- pm snippets index -->
<li>[id://115728] <!-- bivnn.cgi alternate newest nodes interface
<li>[id://106489] <!-- random non-homenode -->
<li>[id://100358] <!-- insert language here monks -->
<li>[id://88780] <!-- drawmap.pl spot the monk -->
<li>[id://88145] <!-- xrepwalker patch -->
<li>[id://86432] <!-- PM search form snippet -->
<li>[id://73228] <!-- pm related code -->
<li>[id://64608] <!-- VXML stats whoring -->
<li>[id://25218] <!-- monkstats plot creator -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="discuss">10. Notable PM-related discussions</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[id://260397] <!-- The Polls -->
<li>[id://254116] <!-- Are "PM Discussions" only to be technical? -->
<li>[id://205136] <!-- why you'll love it, why you'll hate it -->
<li>[id://174043] <!-- when i change my own node considerably -->
<li>[id://173985] <!-- Does perlmonk.org users are analyzed -->
<li>[id://172708] <!-- effective use of thepen.com for PM search -->
<li>[id://165059] <!-- hands off yer own nodes -->
<li>[id://121502] <!-- so what if it's homework -->
<li>[id://120362] <!-- pm login proglem -->
<li>[id://116961] <!-- pmdev vigilante -->
<li>[id://116943] <!-- fun with pm + css -->
<li>[id://114756] <!-- rampant frontpaging -->
<li><b>[id://110166]</b> <!-- namespace -->
<li>[id://101287] <!-- flag responses that answer your Q -->
<li>[id://96862] <!-- define pm relationship with cpan -->
<li>[id://92458] <!-- Virtues of Community -->
<li>[id://91011] <!-- politics -->
<li>[id://88608] <!-- keep myself off pm -->
<li>[id://85990] <!-- /away CB command -->
<li>[id://85605] <!-- free up unused nicks -->
<li>[id://77230] <!-- golf do's + don'ts -->
<li>[id://74314] <!-- PerlMonks as Ambassadors -->
<li>[id://71755] <!-- The Virtue of Silence -->
<li>[id://61489] <!-- monks + earthquakes -->
</ul>
<h3> Ten-and-a-half. Steaming Cowpie</h3>
<ul>
<li>[id://153046] <!-- steaming -->
<li>[id://114539] <!-- cow -->
<li>[id://41348] <!-- pies -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="educate">11. Educate</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<!-- sadly, JavaJunkies domain is now squatted upon by low-life scum.
<li>[http://www. j a v a j u n k i e s.org/index.pl?lastnode_id=819&node_id=2147|Lone Wolf] --> <!-- jj stephen -->
<li>[id://211302] <!-- programming fundamentals in 6hrs -->
<li>[id://107025] <!-- fatbrain links credit PM -->
<li>[id://75844] <!-- stubborn as a saint -->
<li>[id://60664] <!-- tilly - smokers -->
<li>[id://59884] <!-- deprecated - library -->
<li>[id://30913] <!-- Unicef2k - books? -->
<li>[id://29258] <!-- addendum to reading list -->
<li>[id://28151] <!-- She-wolf - books? -->
<li>[id://552] <!-- PM books FAQ -->
<li>[id://40988] <!-- tilly on 'my' -->
<li>[id://65153] <!-- tilly on commenting -->
<li>[id://62740] <!-- tilly on writing long prog -->
<li>[id://59345] <!-- tilly on programming -->
<li>[http://www.scriptics.com/people/john.ousterhout/scripting.html|21st Century Scripting]
<li>[id://88441] <!-- become a good programmer -->
<li>[id://90896] <!-- code design -->
<li>[id://67047] <!-- tilly's why use perl -->
<li>[id://52592|comments on commenting] <!-- comment *why* not *what* -->
<li>[id://51012] <!-- use CGI or die -->
<li>[id://46769] <!-- common beginner mistakes -->
<li><a href="http://www.easystreet.com/~ovid/cgi_course/">Ovid's CGI course</a>
<li><a href="http://users.easystreet.com/ovid/cgi_course/">Ovid's CGI course</a>
<li>[id://18247] <!-- Perl commencement -->
<li>[id://9096] <!-- common regex gotchas -->
<li>Subroutines: [id://67783|stephen], [id://66946|scottstef], [id://60712|tilly], [id://48381|zdog], [id://29139|tye]
<li><b>[id://60678]</b> <!-- jcwren - library -->
<ul>
<li><!-- book-offered:0-590-31577-3 --> The Story About Ping
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-259-X --> Managing Mailing Lists
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-528-9 --> Apache: The Definitive Guide
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-151-8 --> Running Linux
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-090-2 --> Exploring Expect
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-222-0 --> sendmail
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-388-X --> Stopping Spam
<li><!-- book-offered:1-56592-284-0 --> Learning Perl
<li><!-- book-offered:0-07-057679-3 --> understanding ATM
<li><!-- book-offered:0-201-63331-0 --> SNMP, SNMPv2, and CIMP
<li><!-- book-offered:1-55860-399-9 --> Frame Relay Applications
<li><!-- book-offered:0-7821-1290-0 --> Novell's Complete Encyclopedia of Networking
<li><!-- book-offered:0-7821-1362-1 --> Novell's Guide to NetWare LAN Analysis
<li><!-- book-offered:0-7821-1291-9 --> Novell's Guide to Multiprotocol Internetworking
<li><!-- book-offered:0-7821-1124-6 --> Novell's Problem-Solving Guide for NetWare Systems
</ul>
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="amuse">12. Amuse</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a>
<ul>
<li>[http://www.pennine.com/cgi/cheesering.cgi?go=list|Cheesy Web Ring]
<li>[http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&group=alt.humor.best-of-usenet&selm=ahbou%3Dplato-F006B9.16252119092003%40news.telus.net|The Lost Episode]
<li>[http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html|99.9% of Highschool Seniors Can't Read Perl]
<li>[id://346159] <!-- Java from Mars, Perl from Venus -->
<li>[id://290014] <!-- guess what I'm doing wrong -->
<li>[id://289767] <!-- dwarven abigail -->
<li>[id://266444] <!-- PERL: Pain, Exasperation, Reward, Love -->
<li>[id://261767] <!-- Tribute to Red Green -->
<li>[id://252941] <!-- cgi vs lwp -->
<li>[id://242242] <!-- (Humor) A New Name for Perl 6 -->
<li>[id://229592] <!-- Humourous: Unmaintainable Code--Howto -->
<li>[id://221668] <!-- short bus -->
<li>[id://221037] <!-- Woodchucks chucking wood -->
<li>[id://217448] <!-- wine -->
<li>[id://216626] <!-- paco returns -->
<li>[id://212954] <!-- that -->
<li>[id://212149] <!-- got it right -->
<li>[id://211727] <!-- googlism -->
<li>[id://199426] <!-- Perl Humor -->
<li>[id://181149] <!-- XP Club -->
<li>[id://174011] <!-- Doctor Fun -->
<li>[id://153507] <!-- We blame tye -->
<li>[id://140917] <!-- IT Secret Service -->
<li>[id://132389] <!-- expeebeast -->
<li>[id://131598] <!-- Perl club -->
<li>[id://128516] <!-- seeking good punchline -->
<li>[id://125361] <!-- re:ar0n -->
<li>[id://118513] <!-- magic -->
<li>[id://101816] <!-- mgt speak -->
<li>[id://101421] <!-- code police -->
<li>[id://100112] <!-- i know what i like -->
<li>[id://100371] <!-- _LANG_ Monk slogans -->
<li>[id://90362] <!-- perl film fest -->
<li>[id://87423] <!-- XP-ho how-to -->
<li>[id://86157] <!-- T::HC -->
<li>[id://84638] <!-- Inline::PERL -->
<li>[id://83644] <!-- Acme::Translator -->
<li>[id://83576] <!-- No sh*t, sherlock -->
<li>[id://83362] <!-- random BOFH -->
<li>[id://81106] <!-- PM drinking game -->
<li>[id://77417] <!-- Confessional -->
<li>[id://61933] <!-- Merlyn's secret uncovered -->
<li>[id://58043| ] <!-- Adam's evil post -->
<li>[id://55997] <!-- cockney rhyming slang converter -->
<li>[id://56445] <!-- Goodwill style -->
<li>[id://52434] <!-- 95 theses -->
<li>[id://51684] <!-- my story -->
<li>[id://51110] <!-- use clean -->
<li>[id://49586] <!-- Iron Perl Monks 1 -->
<li>[id://46536] <!-- Life at the Monastery 2 -->
<li>[id://45399] <!-- Life at the Monastery 1 -->
<li>[id://42917] <!-- Siiiing -->
<li>[id://31989] <!-- and -->
<li>[id://38525] <!-- and -->
<li>[id://41072] <!-- and -->
<li>[id://61399] <!-- and -->
<li>[id://30223] <!-- and -->
<li>[id://27854] <!-- say the darnedest things -->
<li>[id://24333] <!-- vroom's sense o'humor -->
<li>[id://21174] <!-- IPX -->
<li>[id://18562] <!-- Survival of the fittest -->
<li>[id://18048] <!-- Cobol vs Perl -->
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="edify">13. Edify</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a><br />
<p>
Jesus said, I am the Way - yes, and the Truth and the Life. <br />
<i>john 14:6</i><br /> <br />
We are called to be holy because God, our Father, is holy.<br />
<i>leviticus 20:26</i><br />
<i>1 peter 1:16</i><br /> <br />
But all our good works are as filthy rags before Him.<br />
<i>isaiah 64:6</i><br /> <br />
But who then can be saved?<br />
<i>mark 10:26</i><br /> <br />
If you say with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, and believe in your own heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.<br />
<i>acts 4:12</i><br /> <br />
Who then can ever keep Christ's love from us ? When we have trouble or calamity, when we are hunted down or destroyed, is it because He doesn't love us anymore ? And if we are hungry, or penniless, or in danger, or threatened with death, has God deserted us?<br />
No... For I am convinced that nothing can ever separate us from His love. Death can't and life can't. The angels won't, and all the powers of hell itself cannot keep God's love away. Our fears for today, our worries about tomorrow, or where we are - high above the sky, or in the deepest ocean - nothing will ever be able to separate us from the love of God demonstrated by our Lord Jesus Christ when He died for us.<br />
<i>romans 8:35, 38-39</i><br /> <br />
After washing His disciples' feet, Jesus said, I have given you an example to follow : do as I have done for you.<br />
<i>john 13:15</i>
</p>
<ul>
<li>[id://319727] <!-- Matthew 23:24 -->
<li>[id://320134] <!-- Jesus poem -->
<li>[id://287907] <!-- rewrite creation, strict+warnings -->
<li>[id://263044] <!-- God's billboards -->
<li>[id://253987] <!-- religion in the monastery -->
<li>[id://253180] <!-- complete, perfect, teleios -->
<li>[id://224162] <!-- Psalm 100 -->
<li>[id://220365] <!-- ecclesiates -->
<li>[id://220286] <!-- Psalm 27:1 -->
<li>[id://214758] <!-- 3 little words -->
<li>[id://213147] <!-- greatest verse -->
<li>[id://210560] <!-- tie that binds -->
<li>[id://210525] <!-- Ecclesiates -->
<li>[id://206746] <!-- front page profanity -->
<li>[id://179803] <!-- end o'time -->
<li>[id://149675] <!-- 1st Monasterians -->
<li>[id://89135] <!-- prayer book -->
<li>[id://49563] <!-- what if God? -->
<li>[id://49407] <!-- if God wrote Perl -->
<li>[id://38553] <!-- love of a camel -->
<li>[id://14330] <!-- Psalm 23 -->
</ul>
<ul>
<li>[http://interviews.slashdot.org/interviews/02/09/06/1343222.shtml?tid=145|Wall On Perl] <!-- Lwall on /. -->
<li>[http://bbspot.com/News/2001/07/jesus_email.html|Jesus' email campaign]
<li>[http://bbspot.com/News/2001/01/perl_god.html|God vs. perlgods]
</ul>
<p>
<b>The List</b><br />
Marie Hubbel<br />
<i>"You have cast all my sins behind your back." Isaiah 38:17</i><br />
<br />
I face forward,<br />
But behind me drags<br />
The daily lengthened list of my misdeeds,<br />
Leg-ironed to my life,<br />
Brake on every good intent.<br />
I stumble,<br />
Dragging the dead weight,<br />
For death is last entry<br />
On the dark brown list.<br />
Before me, broken stones... and dreams.<br />
Behind, relentless, unerased list.<br />
Forward I cannot move,<br />
Backward I dare not look.<br />
And I cry falling...<br />
"Lord have mercy on such a bounden sinner."<br />
<br />
A searing cut, a rending to shreds.<br />
I lift my head and dare to look<br />
And nowhere stands condemning line.<br />
"Where have they gone, Lord?"<br />
"Behind My back, child,<br />
Remembered against you no more."<br />
I face forward,<br />
First a step, and then a leap...<br />
The prinsoner loosed, the captive free.<br />
Lord Christ, keep me ever in this<br />
Unbinding grace.<br />
</p>
fellow <b>b</b>'s and <b>s</b>'s <b>i</b>n <b>C</b>
<ul>
<li>[elusion], [George_Sherston], [vladb],
<li>[Russ], [LD2], [c-era], [wombat],
<li>[newrisedesigns], [mkmcconn], [joshua],
<li>[gryphon], [brianarn], [Mr. Muskrat],
<li>[rruiz], [Jouke], [Daruma],
<li>[rje], [bladx], [jdporter],
<li>[Louis_Wu], [arrow], [fredopalus],
<li>[Zecho], [mexnix], [traveler],
<li>[pfaut], [Rhose], [phydeauxarff],
<li>[antirice], [menolly], [Theo],
<li>[bwelch], [ailie], [Moriarty],
<li>[Limbic~Region], [cfreak], [jonadab],
<li>[mr_mischief], [RolandGunslinger],
<li>[robot_tourist], [bradcathey], [kutsu],
<li>[Diakoneo], [pboin], [herveus],
</ul>
<p>
Jesus, before facing the temptations of today;<br />
I declare my allegience to you, as Your servant and brother.<br />
I proclaim my loyalty to you - You're my Master and rightfully so.<br />
I assert my devotion to you - I'll keep on seeking You and Your will.<br />
I affirm my reliance on you - it's good for me to need You<br />
<br />
With solidity and joy, I ask you Jesus;<br />
strengthen me in your power,<br />
renew my mind in your perfection,<br />
purify my heart in your love,<br />
all so I might help others to experience the same!<br />
</p>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="search">14. Search-jones</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://www.google.com/search">
<input TYPE="submit" NAME="sa" VALUE="Google" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="q" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="hl" VALUE="en">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="num" VALUE="100">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Lucky" NAME="btnI" CLASS="small">
</form><br />
<form NAME="gs" METHOD="get" ACTION="http://www.google.com/linux">
<input TYPE="submit" NAME="btnG" VALUE="Linux" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="q" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="restrict" VALUE="linux">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="hl" VALUE="en">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Lucky" NAME="btnI" CLASS="small">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="post" ACTION="http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl" ENCTYPE="application/x-www-form-urlencoded">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="PerlMonks" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="node" SIZE="20">
</form><br />
<form method=GET ACTION="http://www.google.com/search" NAME="f">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="thepen" NAME="btnG" CLASS="small" >
<input TYPE="text" SIZE="20" NAME="as_q" SIZE="25">
<input TYPE="hidden" VALUE="50" NAME="num">
<input TYPE="hidden" VALUE="all" NAME="as_qdr">
<input TYPE="hidden" VALUE="en" NAME="hl">
<input TYPE="hidden" VALUE="i" NAME="as_dt">
<input TYPE="hidden" VALUE="perlmonks.thepen.com" NAME="as_sitesearch">
<select NAME="as_occt">
<option VALUE="any selected">anywhere in page
<option VALUE="title">in page title
<option VALUE="body">in page text
<option VALUE="url">in page url
<option VALUE="links">in links to page
</select>
</form><br />
<form METHOD="post" ACTION="http://www.javajunkies.org/index.pl" ENCTYPE="multipart/form-data">
<input TYPE="submit" NAME="go_button" VALUE="JavaJunkies" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="node" SIZE="20">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://www.osdn.com/osdnsearch.pl" METHOD="post">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Sourceforge" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="query" SIZE="20" CLASS="osdn-search">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="site" CLASS="osdn-search" VALUE="SourceForge">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://www.osdn.com/osdnsearch.pl" METHOD="post">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Freshmeat" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="site" CLASS="osdn-search" VALUE="Freshmeat">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="query" SIZE="20" CLASS="osdn-search">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://www.alvestrand.no/cgi-bin/hta/oidwordsearch">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="SNMP OID" CLASS="small">
<input NAME="text" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="prefix">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://standards.ieee.org/cgi-bin/ouisearch" METHOD="POST">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="MAC addr" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" SIZE="20" NAME="x">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://search.cpan.org/search">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="CPAN" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="query" SIZE="20" VALUE="module">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="mode" VALUE="module">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="post" ACTION="http://www.ibiblio.org/plagam/cgi-bin/drfundbsearch.pl">
<input TYPE="submit" NAME="submit" VALUE="Dr Fun" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME=keys SIZE="20">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://images.google.com/images" NAME="f">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="hl" VALUE="en">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Images" NAME="btnG" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" SIZE="20" NAME="q">
</form><br />
<form NAME=dict METHOD="post" ACTION="http://m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Dictionary" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="va" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="book" VALUE="Dictionary">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="post" ACTION="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/thesaurus">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Thesaurus" CLASS="small">
<input NAME="va" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="book" VALUE="Thesaurus">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp" NAME="findform">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Acronym" NAME="find" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" NAME="Acronym" SIZE="20">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="String" VALUE="exact">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://search.oreilly.com/cgi-bin/search">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="O'Reilly" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" id="term" NAME="term" SIZE="20" VALUE="word, phrase, or title">
<input TYPE="hidden" id="catagory" NAME="catagory" VALUE="Books">
</form><br />
<form ACTION="http://bn.com/include/quicksearch.asp?userid=558O6CVMB0" METHOD="POST">
<input TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="page" VALUE="/booksearch/noresults.asp">
<input TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="prod" VALUE="book">
<input TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Barnes & Nobles" NAME="Go!" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="TEXT" NAME="query" SIZE="10" VALUE="" MAXLENGTH="125">
<select NAME="choice">
<option VALUE="t">Title</option>
<option VALUE="a">Author</option>
<option VALUE="k" SELECTED="YES">Keyword</option>
<option VALUE="i">ISBN</option>
</select>
</form><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://packages.debian.org/cgi-bin/search_packages.pl">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Deb pkgs" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" SIZE="20" NAME="keywords" ID="kw">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="searchon" VALUE="all" ID="descs">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="subword" VALUE="1">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="version" VALUE="stable">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="release" VALUE="all">
</form><br />
<form METHOD="get" ACTION="http://packages.debian.org/cgi-bin/search_contents.pl">
<input TYPE="submit" VALUE="Deb files" CLASS="small">
<input TYPE="text" SIZE="20" NAME="word" ID="keyword">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="case" VALUE="insensitive" ID="casesens">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="version" VALUE="stable">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="arch" VALUE="i386">
<input TYPE="hidden" NAME="directories" VALUE="no" ID="incdirs">
</form><br />
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<DIV class="main">
<h2> <a name="drivel">15. ybiC drivel</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a><br />
<p>
<i>Intrepid is going to leave now, to finish this exasperating, intense email reconfiguration ... hours from now I'll either be done, or dead.</i><br />
ybiC - Just then God showed up and said, 'Silly [Intrepid]. Tonight you die. And your serverfull of email - who gets it?' "That's what happens when you fill your server with Self and not with God."<br />
ybiC - ;^D
</p>
<p>
<i>Louis_Wu turns around and screams.</i><br />
<i>ybiC wonders whether ta git th'gun or run away run away</i><br />
<Louis_Wu> If you can fight NodeReaper, go ahead. I don't think I can, so I run screaming<br />
<i>jcwren mistook it for an Alanis Morrisette concert</i><br />
<NodeReaper> ybiC is one of /my best friends<br />
<i>ybiC knows how to treat a girl right.</i><br />
<NodeReaper> ybiC takes me shopping at Victor Hugos Secret<br />
<Louis_Wu> How romantic.<br />
<i>ybiC spews coconut creme pie all over his monitor laughing</i><br />
<@rocks> Why did you scream? And why do you need Nodereaper, Louis_Wu?<br />
<i>Louis_Wu screamed because the NodeReaper was sneaking up behind somebody.</i><br />
<ybiC> Oh, she sashays about the Monastery like that all the time. Nothing to fuss over.<br />
<ybiC> She just takes the skinny supermodel theme to it's logical extreme/conclusion.<br />
</p>
<p>
"God is dead" <i>Nietzsche 1883</i><br />
"Nietzsche is dead" <i>God 1901</i>
</p>
<p>
ybiC sneezes!
<br />atcroft moves his hands, and says, "Go, my child, and sneeze no more" :)
</p>
<p>
ybiC: Ah, [http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?userid=558O6CVMB0&isbn=1575863278|that] *does* look like a good read. You realize, of course, that Knuth is a committed Christian and that you're being brainwashed ;^D
<br />Petruchio: Committed Christian... does this mean 'Christian who should be committed'? That's redundant. ;-)
</p>
<p>
<i>"really write [id://45200|cheese]?... thought was random trolls..."</i>
<br />Well, it's only circumstantial but through Homeland Security Act, FBI carnivore logs track source to Da Burg. [AgentM] has an solid alibi, so who else could it be? *shrug*
</p>
<p>
Petruchio:
<br />Jaa... you are like a little girly-coder... your code is so puny, it makes me sick!
<br />Hear me now and believe me later... you must work your flabby little code.
<br />I am writing you and telling you how to make your code... I am here to pump *clap* you up.
</p>
<p>
</p>
<p>
<h2>The [http://www.pennine.com/cgi/cheesering.cgi?go=list|Cheesy Web Ring] is back! Long Live [http://www.cheeseracing.org/|Cheese Racing]!!</h2>
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<p>
Currently learning more about:
<ul>
<li>maintenance programming
<li>writing modules
<li>packages
<li>references
<li>OO
<li>[larsen|italiano]
<ul>
<li>come va? abbastanza bene, grazie. e tu?
<li>Ci č pių di un modo per fare le cose
</ul>
</ul>
<p>
Monks I've met in person:
<ul>
<li>[Phydeauxarff], [Daruma], and [dthacker] at the 200(3|2) Perlish Pizza Panolpeas and 2004 Sushi Snarf
<li>[brainpan] at his intern interview with my previous employer
<li>[Russ] at the smash hit [id://35739]
</ul>
<p>
Monks with my same birthday:
<ul>
<li>[Hyperzonk]
<li>[Mission]
</ul>
</DIV>
</p>
<p>
<DIV class = "main">
<h2><a name="ycode">16. Humble yet improving code contributions</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a><br />
<ul>
<li><b>[id://336558]</b> <!-- WindowMaker background rotator -->
<li><b>[id://305787]</b> <!-- Netfilter/iptables log parser/reporter for PHB consumption -->
<li><b>[id://285799]</b> <!-- parallel Perls on Debian -->
<li><b>[id://277152]</b> <!-- CSAV update fetch -->
<li><b>[id://215930]</b> <!-- delete all but n newest files -->
<li><b>[id://202898]</b> <!-- recursive chmod chown chgrp -->
<li><b>[id://181972]</b> <!-- win32 disk space free check, email notify -->
<li> [id://181569] <!-- commify -->
<li><b>[id://164149]</b> <!-- Xp2v.pm -->
<li><b>[id://161189]</b> <!-- nailup a dial connection -->
<li> [id://160834] <!-- kludge to unJavaScript webmagick thumbnail index -->
<li><b>[id://155288]</b> <!-- dynamic duo of Getopt::Long and Pod::Usage -->
<li> [id://149161] <!-- strip els of 1st array from 2nd array, push to 3rd -->
<li><b>[id://148464]</b> <!-- rsync wrapper -->
<li> [id://140589] <!-- UDP timeout for IO::Socket, Pod::Usage+Getopt::Long -->
<li> [id://137263] <!-- one-liner parses IPPL log for suspicious packets -->
<li> [id://132953] <!-- one-liner removes blank lines from text file -->
<li> [id://132406] <!-- one-liner, add html breaks to text file -->
<li> [id://130492] <!-- interpolate filetest op -->
<li><b>[id://127997]</b> <!-- dynamic dns update w/IO::Interface -->
<li><b>[id://123464]</b> <!-- cpass -->
<li> [id://121950] <!-- snmpiio.pl -->
<li> [id://102824] <!-- filename = date -->
<li><b>[id://99983]</b> <!-- (upper|lower)case -->
<li><b>[id://95821]</b> <!-- resolve list of DNS names -->
<li><b>[id://89905]</b> <!-- just another Net::FTP script -->
<li><b>[id://85385]</b> <!-- yet another tarball script (gzip ta'boot) -->
<li> [id://84237] <!-- directory of HTML to PS and PDF -->
<li> [id://81871] <!-- snmpT.pl -->
<li> [id://77825] <!-- Cisco errdisable(no pw timeout if Win32) -->
<li> [id://76539] <!-- Array Play -->
<li> [id://76037] <!-- timeout on user input -->
<li><b>[id://75770]</b> <!-- dget.pl -->
<li><b>[id://74513]</b> <!-- ipdec2oct.pl -->
<li><b>[id://72985]</b> <!-- csv2xls.pl -->
<li> [id://71921] <!-- Cisco sho ver -->
<li> [id://70715] <!-- resume format converter -->
<li> [id://66464] <!-- check Win32 services -->
<li> [id://60928] <!-- cdp-n.pl -->
<li> [id://59841] <!-- inet_log.pl mucked over -->
<li> [id://57258] <!-- scratching surface of File::Temp -->
<li> [id://52994] <!-- File::Temp tinkering -->
<li><b>[id://50167]</b> <!-- Toy Template -->
<li> [id://45868] <!-- populate array with lines from text file -->
<li> [id://43180] <!-- inplace edit and regex one-liner -->
<li> [id://38773] <!-- Tie::IxHash -->
<li> [id://36810] <!-- filetest operators -->
<li> [id://36562] <!-- mind your snmPs & Qs -->
<li> [id://33825] <!-- MAC n' IP cheese -->;
<li> [id://33681] <!-- Uniques & Sort -->
<li> [id://20769] <!-- Neither clever nor useful -->
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<!-- li> [id://27683] < CGI.pm for CSS, tables, pet tricks -->
<!-- li> [id://32661] < Cisco Pass Mass -->
<!-- li> [id://52595] < Going (input|output) Rate -->
<!-- li> [id://62186] < setpassCat.pl -->
<!-- li> [id://104326] < Net::SNMP if(In|Out) -->
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<ul>
<li><tt>perl -we 'for(1..7){print "Thanks tilly!\n";}'</tt>
<li><tt>perl -e 'print reverse <>' < file</tt> <i>(reverse line order - first to last, last to first)</i>
<li><tt>$host = "switch${$i}a"</tt>
<li><tt>for(@arrary){...}</tt>
<li><tt>while(<FH>){...}</tt>
<li><tt>print $_ for (@{$obj->err});</tt> <i>(dereference array ref)</i>
<li><tt>print "$_\n" for keys %INC;</tt> <i>(show all modules accessible in program)</i>
<li><tt>expression ? returnIfTrue : returnIfFalse;</tt> <i>(trinary op)</i>
<li><tt>perldoc perllocal</tt> <i>(list all installed CPAN module)</i>
<li>Pass a hash to a sub:<br />
<tt>mysub(\%hash);</tt><br />
<tt>sub mysub { my %hash = %{ shift }; }</tt>
<li><tt>perl -MO=Deparse</tt>
<li><tt>perl -we 'print "Thanks Mr. Muskrat!\n" for(1..40);'</tt>
<li><tt>my @files= glob("*.txt");</tt>
<li><tt>perl -le 'print map{sprintf q(&#%d;),$_}unpack q(C*),shift'string_to_HTML_encode<br />
ppm install PAR<br />
pp -o htmlencode.exe -e "print map{sprintf q(&#%d;),$_}unpack q(C*),shift"<br />
htmlencode foo<br />
htmlencode "foo&"<br />
htmlencode \"</tt>
<li><tt>perldoc -l Module::Name</tt>
<li><tt>perl -MCPAN::Module -le 'print $INC{"CPAN/Module.pm"}'</tt>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><tt>s/ foo /CTRL-V CTRL-M/g</tt> oooor <tt>s/ foo /\r/g</tt> <i>(globally replace ' foo ' with linebreak)</i>
<li><tt>:set textwidth=75... gqap</tt>
<li><tt>make install UNINST=1</tt>
<li><tt>cat filename | sed -e 's/$/.subdomain.dom/' > newfilename</tt> <i>(make list of hostnames to be fully-qualified)</i>
<li><tt>h2xs -X -c -n name -v n.nn</tt>
<li><tt>:w !lpr -P lp7</tt>
<li>[http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Products/ActivePerl/lib/File/Find.html|File::Find], [http://aspn.activestate.com/ASPN/Reference/Products/ActivePerl/site/lib/Win32/NetResource.html|Win32::NetResource], [http://www.roth.net/perl/perms/|Win32::Perms]
<li><code>perl -e 'for (@ARGV) { next unless /(.*)\.wav/; system("oggenc -q 5 -o $1.ogg $_");}' *</code>
<li><code>for i in *.wav do; f=${$i%.wav}; oggenc -q 5 -o $f.ogg $i; done</code>
</ul>
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<p>
Code by fellow monks of particular interest to /me:
<ul>
<li> [id://490609] ([grinder]) <!-- service scanner w/POE -->
<li> [http://crazyinsomniac.perlmonk.org/perl/WxChatter/|WxChatter] ([crazyinsomniac])
<li> [http://crazyinsomniac.perlmonk.org/perl/misc/RegexLab.pm|RegexLab] ([crazyinsomniac])
<li> [id://214320] ([rob_au]) <!-- Net::Pcap, MySQL -->
<li> [id://211043] ([podmaster]) <!-- Pod::Master -->
<li> [id://209966] ([hacker]) <!-- module details cgi -->
<li> [id://129534] ([jankovig]) <!-- SNMP cam table query -->
<li> [id://128941] ([Fastolfe]) <!-- RE: query MAC addr -->
<li> [id://120895] ([djw]) <!-- ethernet utilization -->
<li> [id://97093] ([mvaline]) <!-- ethernet vendor -->
<li> [id://83405] ([marius]) <!-- regex for MAC addr -->
<li> [id://80979] ([fingers]) <!-- cdppoll.pl -->
<li> [id://79340] ([fingers]) <!-- cisco config -->
<li> [id://26155] ([Odud]) <!-- one for the regex fans -->
<li> [id://47886] ([epoptai]) <!-- coder encode text/IPaddrs in various formats -->
<li> [id://133273] ([jwest]) <!-- .debify CPAN modules -->
<li> [id://106168] ([mirod]) <!-- progress indicator -->
<li> [id://44575] ([Mirod]) <!-- vmod installed module code reader -->
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<h2> <a name="ystats">17. Stats</a></h2>
<a href="#toc">toc</a><br />
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<li>0 min rep
<li>143 max rep
<li>6538 total rep
<li>13.56 avg rep
<li>13.57 max avg rep 2005-09-09
<li>997361 xp to level [vroom]
<li>997361 min xp to level [vroom] 2005-09-09
<li>Last seen atop 'other users' list 2005-08-27
<li>Greatest number of other monks spotted: 62 on 2004-01-28
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Homenode and [pad://ybiC|scratchpad] by [id://98664]<br />
Personal nodelet by Personal Nodelet [id://85973|Extractor] and [id://113433|Restorer]<br />
Experience to level [vroom] by [id://164149] and/or [id://215946]<br />
Chat by [framechat], [id://215946], and/or [fullpage chat]<br />
Stats by [id://69580]<br />
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