Not all fries are the same, nauturally, fries are best with a double bacon burger with jalapeños, but what do you dip the fries in??? well that ,my friend, depends on where you are eating them!
my %fries = (
"TGI Friday's" => "hot bacon mustard or honey mustard",
"Chilli's" => "honey mustard",
"McDonalds" => "ketchup"
"Burger King" => "ketchup",
"Sonic" => "plain",
"Willie's Ice House" => "ranch cuz the honey mustard tastes funny",
"Steak House" => "you don't eat fries with steak! you eat garlic mashe
+d potatos",
"KFC" => "well, they call them potato wedges, and they are fine plane"
+,
"Wendy's" => "katchup",
"What-a-Burger" => "fancy katchup"
);
-Silent11