This makes me laugh to read - my wife went to BYU, and one time we were at dinner with some of our friends from Utah when one asked for some fry sauce - I'd never heard of it, and got this really confused look on my face and my wife just started laughing at me.

Fry sauce is actually one of my favorite options, although I voted for the bacon double cheeseburger. ;)

And that poutine stuff sounds just nasty. <shudders>

~Brian