Working from home gives me a bit more flexibility than when I worked in a traditional "office" setting. But...
#!/usr/bin/perl
use Benchmark;
my $start=new Benchmark;
my @sites=qw(cnn perlmonks wired slashdot);
my @utilities=qw(usenet email);
while (<WAKING_UP>)
{
require qw(Coffee Cigarette);
$cat=catFed()?:"Asleep":"Meowing";
@firstCup=map{read $_,$brain,1;$brain}@utilities;
@secondCup=map{read $_,$brain,5;$brain}@sites;
}
while (<ALMOST_AWAKE>)
{
my $thirdCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,10;brain}
(qw(sportscores localNews accessLogs));
my $fourthCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,20;brain}
(qw(crossword comics));
}
my $finish=new Benchmark;
my $timespan=timediff($finish,$start);
#Results in approximately one hour.
print "Total Wakeup Time: timestr($timespan)n";
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