It has long been suspected, your honor, that the defendant has been a lurking AnonyMonk.   A substantial body of strongly supporting evidence has been amassed that does indeed confirm this suspicion.   Articles one through forty are hereby presented to the court.

(hands large manilla envelope to bailiff)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this damning evidence proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the guilt of the defendent, one mister David Farley.

Your honor, if I am *right*,
there will be within seven days...
a new Doctor Fun cartoon...
about...

(pregnant pause)

cheese.

Cheese, I tell you!! (pounds fist against table for emphasis)

    Attorney for the Prosecution,
    Don
    striving toward Perl Adept
    (it's pronounced "why-bick")



~ ARTICLES OF EVIDENCE SUBMITTED TO THE COURT ~
~ NUMBERS ONE THROUGH FORTY ~