#!/usr/bin/perl

package Quest;

sub new {
    bless { type => "seek grail", who => "arthur and his knights" };
}

sub go_at_it {
    goto CASTLE;
    CASTLE: my $obstacle = new French (accent => "outrageous");
    $obstacle->greet("Hello");
    $obstacle->confess("I am King Arthur");
    $obstacle->offer("join our quest") if $obstacle->request("shelter"
+);
    $obstacle->open(CASTLE) && seek($obstacle->{master}{grail});
    $obstacle->query("why",&Scalar::Util:blessed($obstacle),"in englan
+d?");
    if ($! =~ /cow/){ die "Run away!" };
}

sub MYOB {
    threaten(caller());
}

package French;

sub new {
    my $pkg = shift;
    bless { @_ }, $pkg;
}

sub greet {
   return "'Allo.  Whoo is eet?";
}

sub confess {
    my $self = shift;
    $self->{master} = "Guy de Loimbard";
    return $self->{master};
}

sub offer {
    my $grail = new Acme::Pretence::Grail;
    tell $others, { $self->tell(caller(),$self->{master}{grail} == 1) 
+};
    return "He's already got one, you see?";
}

sub open {
    if caller() eq 'english' return caller() = 'pig';
}

sub query {
    caller()->MYOB();
}

sub threaten {
   caller != frightening && caller == pig-dog; # must make bigint type
+ thing to substact dogs from pigs and stuff
   close(caller()->{socket}), delete(caller()->{head});
   kill FART => caller()->pid();
   goto &Acolyte::Taunt;
}
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if (caller() eq 'english'){ &fart; }

sub fart{
$direction = "general";
$kernigits = "silly"
}
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if ($attacker eq "King Arthur"){
$knight{"wound"} = "flesh";
}
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