#!/usr/bin/perl -wT
#
# BullShit Bingo Script Version 1.1 Last Modified 6/17/02 11:20
# --Michael Shirk
# Generates a random Bullshit bingo card when called from the
# webserver, and prints it in HTML.
#
#################################################################
use strict;
use CGI;
my $q = new CGI;
my @array = ("Synergy", "Strategic fit", "Core competencies", "Out of the box",
"Bottom line", "Revisit", "Take that off line", "24/7", "Out of the loop",
"Benchmark", "Value-added", "Proactive", "Win-win", "Think out side the box",
"Fast track", "Result driven", "Empower (ment)", "Knowledge base", "At the end of the day",
"Touch base", "Mindset", "Client focus (ed)", "Ballpark", "Game plan",
"Leverage", "Top down", "User friendly", "On time", "Within budget", "Forecast",
"Optimistic");
sub shuffle {
my $array = shift;
my $i;
for ($i = @$array; --$i; ) {
my $j = int rand ($i+1);
next if $i == $j;
@$array[$i,$j] = @$array[$j,$i];
}
for (my $k = 0; $k < $#array; $k++) {
print $array[$k];
}
}
shuffle( \@array );
print "Content-type: text/html";
print "\n";
print "\n";
print "";
print "";
print "Bullshit Bingo
";
print "";
print "";
print "
$array[0]
| ";
print "
$array[1]
| ";
print "
$array[2]
| ";
print "
$array[3]
| ";
print "
$array[4]
| ";
print "
";
print "";
print "
$array[5]
| ";
print "
$array[6]
| ";
print "
$array[7]
| ";
print "
$array[8]
| ";
print "
$array[9]
| ";
print "
";
print "";
print "
$array[10]
| ";
print "
$array[11]
| ";
print "
$array[12]
| ";
print "
$array[13]
| ";
print "
$array[14]
| ";
print "
";
print "";
print "
$array[15]
| ";
print "
$array[16]
| ";
print "
$array[17]
| ";
print "
$array[18]
| ";
print "
$array[19]
| ";
print "
";
print "";
print "
$array[20]
| ";
print "
$array[21]
| ";
print "
$array[22]
| ";
print "
$array[23]
| ";
print "
$array[24]
| ";
print "
";
print "
";
print $q->end_html;