I've done what?!???

First, I'm a he.

Second, Tooth Fairy is a she.

Third, we didn't elope. Yeah we used to date but I broke up with her a long time ago. We're actually becoming pretty good friends now.

Fourth, if I decide to take a day off, it should be my business. You know between me and my boss. If my boss decides that you can go a day without votes, so be it! If he decides that you need your votes, then he can do something about it.

You don't need to go around starting rumors. Sheesh!