@bing = ("1");
print scalar @bing," ",$#bing,$/;
if ($#bing > 0) { # your conditional
 print "Would execute$/"; 
}
else {
 print "Wouldn't execute$/";
}

__END__

Results:
1 0
Wouldn't execute
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The first rule of Perl club is - use Perl
The ith rule of Perl club is - follow rule i - 1 for i > 1