Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by teabag (Pilgrim) on May 27, 2003 at 13:41 UTC
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You forgot
- Who are you, and where am I?
- I wonder if my cronjob has run?
- Hey, where are my pants, honey?
- Hey, where is my honey, pants?
- <phone>I'm not coming in today, bye </phone>
Teabag
Sure there's more than one way, but one just needs one anyway - Teabag
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by svsingh (Priest) on May 27, 2003 at 15:26 UTC
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Good list so far, I just have one critical addition...
- 100 spam messages? Since yesterday?!?
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"Is the internet broken????"
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•Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by merlyn (Sage) on May 27, 2003 at 20:33 UTC
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by crenz (Priest) on May 27, 2003 at 15:02 UTC
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Marza (Vicar) on May 28, 2003 at 05:36 UTC
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What about?
- This isn't my ceiling.
- I'm in jail?
- Please God, let my car be out front!
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Skeeve (Parson) on May 28, 2003 at 07:22 UTC
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- Morning? What does "Morning" mean?
- What's that big yellow thing out there?
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by WhiteBird (Hermit) on May 27, 2003 at 19:13 UTC
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- The sun's up already?
- Where's the coffee?
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by Chady (Priest) on May 28, 2003 at 08:57 UTC
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He who asks will be a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask will remain a fool for life.
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by kutsu (Priest) on May 31, 2003 at 04:25 UTC
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- Okay, if the little hands on the floor and the big
hand is on the dresser it's...
- It's Saturday, why do I always get up early on
Saturdays
- Good night.
"Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by BrowserUk (Patriarch) on May 28, 2003 at 04:41 UTC
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<clock>9:17</clock> "Darn it! Missed Enterprise again!"
Update: Hmm. I guess the joke was too obscure. Enterprise shows as 8:00 pm here! Then again, maybe there's just some miserable folks about!
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." -David Dunham
"When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong." -Richard Buckminster Fuller
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Re: Suggestion for voting topic
by artist (Parson) on May 27, 2003 at 14:55 UTC
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- Ah, what a beautiful day
- Good morning, darling
- What's new on the monastery today?
- How's the weather is going to be today?
artist
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