http://qs1969.pair.com?node_id=261767 

package Women;

sub AUTOLOAD {
    return you_handy();
}

sub you_handsome { return 'found' }
sub you_handy { return 'found' }

"The Red Green Show";

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Re: Tribute to Red Green
by kutsu (Priest) on May 31, 2003 at 04:07 UTC

    I have two, I like the second better: 

    my $man = "yes";
print "I can change, I guess" if $man = "yes";

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    my $tool = "duct tape";
my $job = "any";
if ($job = "any"){
use $tool;
}

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    This is my first poem, but I had to post for Red Green, I love that show


    "Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

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      hi, I dont want to ruin the content of you poem, but shouldn't that be : 
      print "I can change, I guess" if $man eq "yes";

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      and: 
      if ($job eq "any"){
use $tool;
}

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        Oops, I was tired when I posted that, so I guess I missed it


        "Pain is weakness leaving the body, I find myself in pain everyday" -me

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      And the OO version :) 
      #Bow your heads for the mens prayer
$I->{m} = a man;
but($I->can('change')) if 
    ($I->have_to() && $I->guess());

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Re: Tribute to Red Green
by kutsu (Priest) on Jun 08, 2003 at 01:24 UTC
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