For that we'd need a "Perlesque" section added to the Monastery. ;-)
He says, ducking quickly with tongue planted firmly in cheek...
Damn. I've always wanted somebody to model that for me. (Correction: I've always wanted somebody female to model that to me. (Correction: I've always wanted somebody female and available to model that to me. (Correction: I've always wanted somebody female and available to me to model that for me.)))
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(Correction: ... (Correction: ... (Correction: ... )))
Perl programming and scheduling in the corporate world,
as explained by dragonchild:
"Uhh ... that'll take me three weeks, broken down as follows: 1 day for coding, the rest for meetings to explain why I only need 1 day for coding."
Listen sister, if you're a lady then that would make you an Anonymous Nun. However, I wouldn't be opposed to having you pose in your "I ♥ Perl" thong. Or you can borrow mine for the occasion :)
Ducking with tongue planted firmly in cheek,