And you thought it was weird in English! ~W
#!/usr/bin/perl
$toves="slithy";
($brillig and $toves);
while ($wabe) {($gyre and $gimble)}
($borogoves = "mimsy") and ($momeraths = "outgrabe");
beware ("Jabberwock");
$jabberwock{jaws} ="bite";
$jabberwock{claws} ="catch";
beware ("Jub Jub Bird");
shun ("Frumious Bandersnatch");
$boy{carrying} ="vorpal sword";
if ($jabberwock{position} ne "Behind tree") {sleep 3};
if ($jabberwock{position} ne "In cave") {sleep 3};
if ($jabberwock{position} ne "Under rock") {sleep 3};
$boy{position} ="by the Tumtum tree, in thought.";
while ($boy{position} eq "standing in uffish thought"){}
$jabberwock{eyes} = "flame";
$jabberwock{position} = "Whiffling through the Tulgey wood";
burble;
$one; $one++; $one; ($one++ and ($through && $through));
vorpal_blade;
$jabberwock="dead";
$boy{carrying}="Jabberwock head";
$boy{position} = "Galumphing back";
if ($jabberwock eq "dead")
{
$boy{position} = "father's arms";
$father{exclamation} = "Oh Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!";
chortle;
}
$toves="slithy";
($brillig and $toves);
while ($wabe) {($gyre and $gimble)}
($borogoves = "mimsy") and ($momeraths = "outgrabe");
sub beware
{
$run_away; $run_away;
}
sub shun
{
$point_and_laugh;
}
sub burble;
{
print "Glub glub. Roaaaaaaar! Glub glub.\n";
}
sub vorpal_blade;
{
print "Snicker Snack!\n";
}
sub chortle;
{
print "$father{exclamation}\n";
}