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A religous one

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A religous response
by dragonchild (Archbishop) on Jan 09, 2004 at 15:59 UTC
    $neighbor->body_part('eye')->remove('mote') unless $self->body_part('eye')->has('beam');

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    $goddess->isa('live'); $magic->isa('foot');
Re: A religous one
by PodMaster (Abbot) on Jan 10, 2004 at 08:20 UTC
    unlink 'Jesus'; do { sleep 1 } until rand == 1;

    MJD says "you can't just make shit up and expect the computer to know what you mean, retardo!"
    I run a Win32 PPM repository for perl 5.6.x and 5.8.x -- I take requests (README).
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Re: A religous one
by boo_radley (Parson) on Jan 14, 2004 at 17:15 UTC
    I really don't see why this merited so many down votes. It's moderately clever, and it'll compile to boot.
      I really don't see why this merited so many down votes. It's moderately clever, and it'll compile to boot.

      Because, even if you're a believer, it would be better written as open YOUR_HEART ">to_Jesus" since both believers and non-believers die - it's just the former get to go to a nice place if they've been good.

      Because I don't like being told that I should die if I don't believe something. I don't tend to respond well to threats - and that's what it read like to me.

        "Because, even if you're a believer, it would be better written as open YOUR_HEART ">to_Jesus" since both believers and non-believers die - it's just the former get to go to a nice place if they've been good."

        Yes, open YOUR_HEART ">to_Jesus" or goto HELL; would've been better :)

        --
        b10m
        since both believers and non-believers die
        'death' has several dimensions, besides just dying physicaly, e.g.:
        • dying emotionaly
        • dying socialy
        • dying economicaly
        open YOUR_HEART ">Jesus" or die "emotionaly" || "socialy" || "economic +aly";
        Jesus changed my life before I died physically (obviously). It started with changing my heart; this made me more sensitive to the world around me; my social isolation decreased; I was poor as a youngster, earn well today and survived a recent lay-off wave.

        Many of these events were out of my control.

        The opposite of 'death' is 'life'. I became alive and a source of life for other people - through Jesus Christ. That's his message for everybody, e.g. to You. Knowing the difference, I don't want to return to my former way of living, which kept me more dead than alive.

        Jesus is a gentle one; so I'm not imposing anything upon you. But I thought you should know, at least. Sorry for sounding fanatic. I'll try learning from this feedback.

Re: A religous one
by Jenda (Abbot) on Jan 11, 2004 at 18:43 UTC

    That was a fanatical, not a religious one. I thought we are past this. Unlike the Allah preaching folk :-(

    P.S.: I'm not a sheep so I'd rather die.

    P.P.S.: The "to_" is superfluous there. <code>open YOUR_HEART "> Jesus" ..." would be enough.

    Jenda
    Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
       -- Rick Osborne

    Edit by castaway: Closed small tag in signature

      Unlike the Allah preaching folk :-(

      There are over 1.4 billion (with a 'B') Muslims in the world today, according to Muslim Demographics. The VAST majority of them, just like the vast majority of the 1.9 Billion Christians (according to InfoPlease), are law-abiding, peaceful, tolerant people. Unfortunately, we only hear and see the more radical elements, cause those are the vocal ones. Just cause they shout loudest doesn't mean they are the true representatives of a given group.

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Re: A religous one
by b10m (Vicar) on Jan 14, 2004 at 18:19 UTC

    What about:

    use Insanity::Mass:Hysteria; $mass_hysteria = Insanity::Mass::Hysteria->new(); $mass_hysteria->create(); while($age < 33) { $mass_hysteria->increase(); } die("on cross"); sleep 259200; $mass_hysteria->increase()

    I have no idea how old Jesus was, but a source told me he reached 33. And yes, it doesn't make sense to put any code after a 'die', but then again, IMHO, so doesn't the whole story ;)

    Updated: a lil ...

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    b10m
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