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Some of that I can imagine:

write mod_perl handler (maybe PerlTransHandler) to output your PHP code into temporary directory, translate rerquest's filepath to the one in tmp, and set main content handler to php.
use command line PHP to process code.
use php-perl by dougm, the author of mod_perl.

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