Inspired on The Doors's great Alabama Song

Well, show me the way
To the next foo bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask if

Show me the way
To the next foo bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask if

For if we don't find
The next foo bar
I tell you me must carp
I tell you me must croak
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of Camels
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old map
And must have foo, oh, you know why

Oh, moon of Camels
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old splice
And must have foo, oh, you know why

Well, show me the way
To the next little split
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask unless...

Show me the way
To the next little split
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask unless...

For if we don't find
The next little split
I tell you me must carp
I tell you me must croak
I tell you, I tell you
I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of Camels
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old grep
And must have foo, oh, you know why

er formait hyarya.
"Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."
little edit performed :)

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