I've had a sleepless night, and to keep me amused I scribbled down on a piece of paper some "perl self-definitions" that might be amusing... let me hear
what you think of them!
Perl is a:
- prized electronic romantic lingo
- paradigmatic entropy-reducing language
- particularly efficient recipe launcher
Perl gives:
- powerful effects, reduced load
- packed extensible redundant libraries
- provides enigmatic readable lines
Use it to:
- produce elegant, refined letters
- print enhanced reports lazily
- parse efficiently running lines
- punish exemplarily ranting lamers
Final comments:
- Perl eventually resembles Larry
- Python evidently ranks lower
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