I really don't see why this merited so many down votes. It's moderately clever, and it'll compile to boot.
Because, even if you're a believer, it would be better written as open YOUR_HEART ">to_Jesus" since both believers and non-believers die - it's just the former get to go to a nice place if they've been good.
Because I don't like being told that I should die if I don't believe something. I don't tend to respond well to threats - and that's what it read like to me.
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