This was inspired as a solution to both the (at the time) current poll topic and to a conversation regarding cold winter weather in the CB this (local) morning, involving sporty, castaway, katgirl, myself, and others (to whom I owe thanks for the inspiration-especially castaway for reminding me about needing to get supplies ahead of time).

my $setting = $apt; 
if ($outside->temperature <= $chilly) {
    $setting += $Heating;
    $setting += $Blanket;    
}
$setting += $Bar if ($Bar->likeOccasionalDrink);
$lover->invite();
if ($lover->arrives()) {
    $setting += $lover;
    if ($outside->temperature <= $chilly) {
        $cares->who = 'not me';
    }
    lover->snuggleWith();
    while ($evening or $night or $morning or $goodtime) {
        $lover->hold("Close");
        $lover->let_go = "never";
    }
}

BEGIN {
    use vars qw($have_music);
    eval { require Lover; };
        warn "What's the point?\n" if ($@);
    use Bar;
    use Fridge;
    use Heating;
    use Heating::Blankets;
    eval { use Music; };
    my $have_music = ( $@ ? 1 : 0 );

    my $Heating = Heating->current();
    my $Blanket = Heating::Blanket->current();
    my $Fridge = Fridge->current();
    my $Bar = Bar->current();
    if ($have_music) {
        my $Music = Music->current();
    }
    my $lover = Lover->current();

    $Heating->getFuel() if (($Heating->checkFuelLevel()) and 
                          ($Heating->type ne $Heating->Electric));
    if (($Fridge->checkFrigeForContents() < $Fridge->Normal) or 
      (($Bar->likeOccasionalDrink) and 
        ($Bar->checkBarForContents() < $Bar->Normal)) or
      ($Music->selection ne 'Appropriate') or
      ($Blanket->checkCount < $Blanket->Enough)) {
        wrapUpWarm();
        goShopping();
    }
    doLaundry() if ($Blanket->status ne 'Clean');
}
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(And yes, there may be a warning of a bareword in the code, but it might be preferred that way-that would be between you and them. And the idea was mainly to take one's mind off the weather.... ;)