If all that fails, you could always badger the human resources dept. to send you on the all important B.O.F.H. training course.
And you could spend your during the inevitable extended lull between submitting the request, and someone ringing to ask why the course is so important, by searching for a suitable alternative acronym. This might be useful to you:
open W, '< words';
m[^(.)] and push @{$1}, $_ while <W>;
chomp @{$_} for 'a'..'z';
printf "%s %s %s %s",
$b[ rand @b ], $o[ rand @o ], $f[ rand @f ], $h[ rand @h ]
while <STDIN> !~ m[^Q]i;
burghers overfavor fidgetiness hostel
bookers oxbow fashionmonger headroom
boole orifice's f's heres
brookside objectizes fund headsail
ballplayer onus fathead heredes
brule or's fervors hurriedness
bids ostensorium faucal heatstroke
behalf orthocephaly fault helicopted
blaspheme occupation's faradizer herisau
bilharziasis ogpu forge hyperbolically
brazening obligating favorite's hermit's
buffoonery occular foreignness heathkit
bedaubing overemphasized forwarded hurler
braiding ode futurist hassled
bridgeford officials fibrefill huskier
bayonne ommatophore friar's hemostatic
boobify outgun flubbing hangman's
batteries octahedra finale hemorrhoidal
blobs orioles forges hullabalooing
bedrid oatcake fragmentate honegger
bouffant opsimath fulfills homologue
bedspaces overexploited formality hoya
basilisk ozonization's foresightful headlines
bottled oldsmobile first homonymous
baclava oscular floruit herisau
blurry ochrea fabricator habilitated
balkiness oxidizations foretime holofernes
buzzy outraged flume hygeia
banteringly opposable feathering homework
bayda octandrious feasibly higgling
backgammon ouessant floatation hedges
bladder's onions fiddler horace
bellyband oglethorpe farthest hemisphere
bobble orangeism fiercely hawaiian
bellhop ovationing finest hertford
boils ozonize freshly holdback
bagrodia's oncogenic farce harbingers
britannica overflight frankincense heavenly
breaststroke octagons faery hemmer
brow october fraternizing handicap's
busier onagraceous floors holdall
bookworm oafishness fling's hindrance
banknotes organizational faliscan heptateuch
backbone orated fervorlesses heckman
buzzard's oxygenizables floater halicarnassus
bowled odometer's formativeness happenstance
breaded overcolor's fortier heir
benevolently ogpu freeboard heterotopic
birthmark overcivilization's faradization's hawsepipe
blunt ottoman flippers hemihydrate
begs observe findable haphazardly
bitterwood opining funchal homotransplantation
benthos organum filose hrs
bumbledom optimists forbidder haired
beatles obsequiousness ferber's hoggishly
bullishly overcerebral frieze's heritor
baronet overrepresent fisher hypnogenetic
bodhisattva overspecializes frond heartland
bizarreness outsized frowsty huntley
braked oxide fraughting heffer
berdichev ohm forewoman headliner
brummie orderer fyzabad hairgrip
belligerence overrapturize fete handcuffing
bagful overestimated fatal homework
beardsley occasionings faltered hypostatization's
betrothal obtuseness frugally humiliation
bests oversanguine fock haunch
buggering obsession firepower hyphen's
bazaar's overruled frenetically hyperparasite
bibliology obliviously frenchize hatched
backfires oldster founding hellenization
bleeped occulter fleapits humified
brushfire onerously furriers hagar
bulbous opprobriousness flares hoaxed
betweentimes omer fireproof hindi
bipolarizes orangoutan francophone hectogram's
baldmoney opalesce felicities hushed
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