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What you say!! I got XP as a result of this quest! I just upvoted the comments until I got one point! :-D Seriously. How 'bout we get no points now, but 20 points if you use one of our ideas as a future poll.

What do you take into the bath/shower with you?
  • A rubber duck
  • A rubber camel
  • A waterproof pen so I can code by writing on the walls.
  • An umbrella (so I don't get wet)
  • Why shower?
  • Vroom/Cowboy Neil
What's the best way to prank your cubicle/office mate
  • The old underwear up the company flagpole routine
  • Forging a note from the boss stating that the next project is to be coded in Aramaic.
  • Angry lobsters in the desk drawer!
  • Waiting until they pass out from too much coding, tying them to their chair, naked, with a note taped to their chest saying "Have a happy Saturnalia", covering them in office condiments such as non-dairy creamer, and then wheeling them to a department on the other side of the building.
  • Replace his Perl binaries with Ruby.
What does PERL stand for?
  • Partially Etherial Religious Life
  • Patented Evil-Removing Language
  • Poingent Erudite Ribald Lecture
  • Painless Effervescent Radient Lingo
  • Pasty Elastic Relaxing Larry
  • Very Respected Object Oriented Manufacturer
What's the best part about the Monastery?
  • Our holy water is Mountain Dew.
  • "Hail Larry" rhymes with "Hail Mary"
  • Fewer difficult names (such as Zerubbabel, Eliakim, and Rehoboam) in our holy texts.
  • CPAN gives us a limited sense of what omniscience feels like.
  • We all really dig eachother!
I'm gonna add more! Just you wait!


In reply to Re: poll ideas quest by wombat
in thread poll ideas quest by vroom

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